25 years old and deep in debt

[DGuller]

Seedy was born 40 years too late.

That must've been a painful delivery for Mrs. Seedy.

[Caliga]

Managers to Millennials: Job Interview No Time to Text

You people would not BELIEVE some of the shit I've seen from youngsters in interviews.

and then you claim not to be in HR

Don't anger me.

[HVC]

Managers to Millennials: Job Interview No Time to Text

You people would not BELIEVE some of the shit I've seen from youngsters in interviews.

and then you claim not to be in HR

Don't anger me.

hulk smash?


Or alternative reply


Will you write me up and put it in my employee file?

[Ed Anger]

VERBAL WARNING

[DontSayBanana]

You people would not BELIEVE some of the shit I've seen from youngsters in interviews.

I would.  Hell, I've seen someone come in for an interview in pajamas, for pete's sake.

[Ed Anger]

You people would not BELIEVE some of the shit I've seen from youngsters in interviews.

I would.  Hell, I've seen someone come in for an interview in pajamas, for pete's sake.

Chicks like to do that for some reason. HEY IT'S 3 PM.

[crazy canuck]

You people would not BELIEVE some of the shit I've seen from youngsters in interviews.

I would.  Hell, I've seen someone come in for an interview in pajamas, for pete's sake.

Do you work in a strip club or perhaps in mattress sales?

[CountDeMoney]

Seedy was born 40 years too late.

That must've been a painful delivery for Mrs. Seedy.

Crowning at 8".  YOU BETCHA

[DontSayBanana]

Do you work in a strip club or perhaps in mattress sales?

Music store.  Same parent company as Sam Goody and The Wall.  Our uniforms were pretty terrible, but this chick went out of her way to show up unprepared: sweatpants with butt text, sock-boots, hoodie over a cami, not even a t-shirt.

Basically, as soon as this girl walked off with the manager, the lead and I just looked at each other and shook our heads.

[CountDeMoney]

sweatpants with butt text

JUICY

[MadImmortalMan]

I saw that stuff when I was managing 50 people at a time and they were more entry-level jobs, but I haven't seen it recently. For the last round of hiring I am just completing, everybody wore ties.

[Ideologue]

Wow, Millennials are Ritalin-overdosed Assburgers with an inability to communicate with other humans without direction from their parents.  Color me shocked.

Generalize much?

When it comes to that shitty generation, yuppers.

Isn't it time for you to be getting to your nursing home?

No shit.  Bunch of Olds leaping to let their biases be confirmed by an article with no quantifiable data but a handful of anecdotes?  Sounds about right to me.

[Ed Anger]

Wow, Millennials are Ritalin-overdosed Assburgers with an inability to communicate with other humans without direction from their parents.  Color me shocked.

Generalize much?

When it comes to that shitty generation, yuppers.

Isn't it time for you to be getting to your nursing home?

No shit.  Bunch of Olds leaping to let their biases be confirmed by an article with no quantifiable data but a handful of anecdotes?  Sounds about right to me.

Olds rule, young people drool.

Get back to work sonny.

[Habbaku]

Managers to Millennials: Job Interview No Time to Text

You people would not BELIEVE some of the shit I've seen from youngsters in interviews.

For the entertainment of Languish, please proceed.

[HVC]

I saw a oldy go into an interview with a really bad toupee. Does count as stupid stuff old people do?