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Started by CountDeMoney, August 09, 2012, 10:50:08 PM

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Eddie Teach

Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
Hopefully, when mail is privatized, all that junk mail will stop, with the rates being 10x what they are now.

Means more minimum wage jobs for people to go around hand delivering flyers.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

DGuller

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 11, 2012, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
Hopefully, when mail is privatized, all that junk mail will stop, with the rates being 10x what they are now.

Means more minimum wage jobs for people to go around hand delivering flyers.
I can avoid people with fliers.  I can't avoid having tons of shit clogging up my mailbox.

Admiral Yi

Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
Hopefully, when mail is privatized, all that junk mail will stop, with the rates being 10x what they are now.

Junk mail will still be economical in urban areas.

mongers

Quote from: Tonitrus on August 11, 2012, 12:09:45 AM
Keep the USPS, and jettison the TSA.

Heck, jettison the entire Dept of Homeland Security, and put the Coast Guard back under the Navy where it belongs.

This.

And I say that as a foreigner.  :bowler:
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Admiral Yi

Quote from: mongers on August 11, 2012, 04:54:14 PM
And I say that as a foreigner.  :bowler:

Well duh.  For most foreigners Homeland Security imposes costs and no benefits.  :huh:

DGuller

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 11, 2012, 05:54:49 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 11, 2012, 04:54:14 PM
And I say that as a foreigner.  :bowler:

Well duh.  For most foreigners Homeland Security imposes costs and no benefits.  :huh:
:huh: What about the gentle caressing of genitals?

Razgovory

Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2012, 07:03:34 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 11, 2012, 05:54:49 PM
Quote from: mongers on August 11, 2012, 04:54:14 PM
And I say that as a foreigner.  :bowler:

Well duh.  For most foreigners Homeland Security imposes costs and no benefits.  :huh:
:huh: What about the gentle caressing of genitals?

Remind me never to go to Russia.  I seriously don't want airport security to caress me with their genitals.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017

Syt

Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2012, 02:37:24 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on August 11, 2012, 02:35:48 PM
Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2012, 02:34:04 PM
Hopefully, when mail is privatized, all that junk mail will stop, with the rates being 10x what they are now.

Means more minimum wage jobs for people to go around hand delivering flyers.
I can avoid people with fliers.  I can't avoid having tons of shit clogging up my mailbox.

Over here you can put stickers on your mailbox that you don't want unsolicited junk mail that companies/mailmen have to follow. It's 90-95% effective.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
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Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

DGuller

Quote from: Syt on August 11, 2012, 10:41:50 PM
Over here you can put stickers on your mailbox that you don't want unsolicited junk mail that companies/mailmen have to follow. It's 90-95% effective.
How can mailmen possibly follow that?  It's not their job to pre-sort the mail, their job is to just drop it off in the right box.  Does mail delivery work differently in Austria?

Syt

Quote from: DGuller on August 11, 2012, 10:50:00 PM
Quote from: Syt on August 11, 2012, 10:41:50 PM
Over here you can put stickers on your mailbox that you don't want unsolicited junk mail that companies/mailmen have to follow. It's 90-95% effective.
How can mailmen possibly follow that?  It's not their job to pre-sort the mail, their job is to just drop it off in the right box.  Does mail delivery work differently in Austria?

I should clarify: this only goes for non-adressed flyers, or ad-funded "newspapers". If junk mail carries your name, you're out of luck. However, personalized junk is very uncommon, whereas supermarket fliers delivered to a typical Vienna household can reach 100+ kg per year.
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

The Brain

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garbon

But back to what DGul said - does the postman pre-sort your mail then when he sees a sticker on your mailbox?
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

Quote from: garbon on August 12, 2012, 09:26:54 AM
But back to what DGul said - does the postman pre-sort your mail then when he sees a sticker on your mailbox?

Why would the postman deliver stuff that isn't addressed to you?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

garbon

Quote from: The Brain on August 12, 2012, 09:30:23 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 12, 2012, 09:26:54 AM
But back to what DGul said - does the postman pre-sort your mail then when he sees a sticker on your mailbox?

Why would the postman deliver stuff that isn't addressed to you?

Because it is addressed to my address and says current resident? :huh:
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

Quote from: garbon on August 12, 2012, 09:31:19 AM
Quote from: The Brain on August 12, 2012, 09:30:23 AM
Quote from: garbon on August 12, 2012, 09:26:54 AM
But back to what DGul said - does the postman pre-sort your mail then when he sees a sticker on your mailbox?

Why would the postman deliver stuff that isn't addressed to you?

Because it is addressed to my address and says current resident? :huh:

Then it is unlikely to be a flyer or similar with no address on it. Do you disagree?
Women want me. Men want to be with me.