Citizen Soldiers

[The Brain]

Why don't you two just take them out and measure them?

[Eddie Teach]

You are not melee, heh.  And infantry is not 'ranged'. 

Keep your bayonet with you at all times, eh? 

I am the Queen of Battle.

ghey

[Martinus]

Syk, you are a fucking pussy.

Shame on you.

It is easy to enjoy freedom, when other people protect those freedoms.
Shame on you, bitch.

Who is gonna look after your inbred children? Who is gonna take care of YOUR traumatized butt?

Siege will have no children, because Jahweh has stricken him barren.

[Martinus]

I can't even understand what culture you come from.

Then you can understand how we feel about you and the rest of Arabs.

[Martinus]

I understand that not everybody is cut out to be infantry.

Indeed. The smart ones go to artillery.

I have an Israeli friend who is an artillery reservist. He thinks people like Siegy are the blight of the country.

[Martinus]

That's just the smallest part of my job and I only took part in CPRs a handful of times myself. Next difference is, you're ranged, I'm melee. Glad that part is only slightly bigger than actual life saving measures.

You are not melee, heh.  And infantry is not 'ranged'. 

To close with and destroy the enemy is our job description. 

The Infantryman's Creed


I am the Infantry.
I am my country's strength in war,
   her deterrent in peace.
I am the heart of the fight-
   wherever, whenever.
I carry America's faith and honor
   against her enemies.
I am the Queen of Battle.

I am what my country expects me to be-
   the best trained soldier in the world.
In the race for victory,
   I am swift, determined, and courageous,
   armed with a fierce will to win.

Never will I fail my country's trust.
Always I fight on-
   through the foe,
   to the objective,
   to triumph over all.
If necessary, I fight to my death.

By my steadfast courage,
   I have won 200 years of freedom.
I yield not-
   to weakness,
   to hunger,
   to cowardice,
   to fatigue,
   to superior odds,
   for I am mentally tough,physically strong,
   and morally straight.

I forsake not-
   my country,
   my mission,
   my comrades,
   my sacred duty.

I am relentless.
I am always there,
   now and forever.

I AM THE INFANTRY!
FOLLOW ME!



...All that guts and glory stuff...or something heh. 

That's why I joined the infantry....couldn't do something like a cook, or intel....too much pride and wanted to actually DO something...  eh ya know.

Could the military hire better authors next time? This style is dreadful.

Edit: Also, Queen of Battle? Wtf? 

[Martinus]

Why don't you two just take them out and measure them?

Don't diss the Queens of Battle and their Pride.

[Martinus]

You are not melee, heh.  And infantry is not 'ranged'. 

Keep your bayonet with you at all times, eh? 

I am the Queen of Battle.

ghey

I bet Siegy doesn't even know how to manage his aggro.

[Alcibiades]

It's chess, morons.   


Particularly enjoyed a tanker arguing with us once who claimed,  " Yeah well you may be the queens of battle...but tankers are the kings of battle!!!1"   

[garbon]

Don't diss the Queens of Battle and their Pride.

Obama will dismiss them, however.

[Martinus]

It's chess, morons.   

LOL in that case you are definitely NOT queens. You are pawns. Cannon-fodder.

[Alcibiades]

It's chess, morons.   

LOL in that case you are definitely NOT queens. You are pawns. Cannon-fodder.

Well you're obviously a troll and a moron.  Nothing new there, though.   

[garbon]

I'd remove the cannon-fodder bit but yeah, sounds spot on, otherwise.

[The Brain]

Prawns.

[Alcibiades]

Then you both show your ignorance of the military.