Barrister's obnoxious thread full of smug parenting stories

[Grey Fox]

That's right.

My Sister in law is retard when it comes to nutrition, only some crazy hyper healthy shit.

When the kids come over, I feed them so much chocolate, chips & candy that they don't sleep for days!

[derspiess]

My Sister in law is retard when it comes to nutrition, only some crazy hyper healthy shit.

My sister in law is sort of the same way, but more selectively and probably less intelligently so.  What's worse is that she also tends to buy only generic-branded food, without any regard to the trade-off in quality.  So if it tastes like crap, it's worth it because she saved ten cents.

She freaked the hell out that we only had white bread in the house when I was going to make my nephew a sandwich.  I was vindicated when my nephew said it was the best bread he ever had.  He calls it "the good bread".  Come to think of it, he calls most things in our food pantry "the good [food type]".  So naturally I always try to feed him and his sister whatever they want so they can go home & tell their mom how great the food is as Uncle Shayne's house.

[Grey Fox]

They were over monday afternoon & they ask what I was making for Dinner, Old El Paso Taco, and I ask them what they were going to have? Lentil Cury.

I had to excuse myself.

[derspiess]

They were over monday afternoon & they ask what I was making for Dinner, Old El Paso Taco, and I ask them what they were going to have? Lentil Cury.

I had to excuse myself.

Awesome.

[Grey Fox]

They were over monday afternoon & they ask what I was making for Dinner, Old El Paso Taco, and I ask them what they were going to have? Lentil Cury.

I had to excuse myself.

Awesome.

After that I gave them a chocolate bar each. I mean, I'm not a monster.

[DGuller]

My Sister in law is retard when it comes to nutrition, only some crazy hyper healthy shit.

My sister in law is sort of the same way, but more selectively and probably less intelligently so.  What's worse is that she also tends to buy only generic-branded food, without any regard to the trade-off in quality.  So if it tastes like crap, it's worth it because she saved ten cents.

She freaked the hell out that we only had white bread in the house when I was going to make my nephew a sandwich.  I was vindicated when my nephew said it was the best bread he ever had.  He calls it "the good bread".  Come to think of it, he calls most things in our food pantry "the good [food type]".  So naturally I always try to feed him and his sister whatever they want so they can go home & tell their mom how great the food is as Uncle Shayne's house.

White bread is an abomination.  What kind of crap does your sister buy if white bread tastes good in comparison?

[Razgovory]

Raz, as an Uncle, it is your duty to spoil her rotten. Feed the kid candy, ignoring any instructions from the parents.

In fact, blow your nose into any written instructions given to you.

Sadly, she lives up in Wisconsin.  I do send toys up all the time though.  And Savings Bonds on her birthday.

[Jacob]

Cute niece Raz! 

[derspiess]

White bread is an abomination.

I usually buy whole wheat or multigrain, but the wife prefers white-- the kind she gets is pretty decent.

What kind of crap does your sister buy if white bread tastes good in comparison?

Store-brand whole wheat bread.  It's pretty terrible.

[Ed Anger]

DG going to work:

[DGuller]

  You're worse than all those idiots making endless beet jokes at Tamas's expense.

[HVC]

You're worse than all those idiots making endless beet jokes at Tamas's expense.

he is the one making beet jokes

Although he's right on in both cases

[derspiess]

[Ed Anger]

[Ed Anger]

And speaking of store bought bread, Kroger's store brand has to be among the worst. I don't care if it is 99 cents a loaf, it has a chemical smell to it.