Sexual domination is in vogue...so why the fuck am I missing it?

[CountDeMoney]

I figured by golden retriever had Nazi sympathies when she chewed up the French counter mix from Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

Funny, my golden retriever once did the same thing with the Red Banner Northern Fleet in 2nd Fleet once.  Golden dummies.

[merithyn]

Meri: damn, girl friend.

I don't get it either, but hey.

I really didn't mean any of it as a bad thing. But I'm going to stop while I'm behind. 

[Admiral Yi]

Too late Meri.  You already lost your triple bonus points for the ferocious zing.

[Malthus]

You dumb fucks never learn.  I'm in a 3rd floor condo.  I have no basement.
Shit's wearier than wargame cracks.

An imprisioned Asian waitress forced to play wargames with CdM's cats - that never gets old. 

[Neil]

Poor CdM.

Apparently they don't teach that bit about specks in the eyes of others and beams in your own at freaky-deaky Irish Catholic school.  Instead, he talks shit about me and Meri served him up.  LOLZ to that.

[CountDeMoney]

Poor CdM.

Apparently they don't teach that bit about specks in the eyes of others and beams in your own at freaky-deaky Irish Catholic school.  Instead, he talks shit about me and Meri served him up.  LOLZ to that.

Who knew she was a battlewagon fan, too.

But you deserve your shit, you flanneled fascist.

[Drakken]

That's it, I'm going the Naked Came the Stranger way and start writing bad porn-lite Harlequin chick novels. The worse it gets, the more money I'll make. It seems all so easy to make soccer moms will all say "shut up and take my money" nowadays if this shit sells.

I'll need a feminine pseudonym, though, to better sell the crack. I propose Merithyn McHenpecker. 

[Ed Anger]

Drakken just sneaked  his submarine SSN Seduction Community in thru the sonar fields and plopped a missile in.

[merithyn]

That's it, I'm going the Naked Came the Stranger way and start writing bad porn-lite Harlequin chick novels. The worse it gets, the more money I'll make. It seems all so easy to make soccer moms will all say "shut up and take my money" nowadays if this shit sells.

I'll need a feminine pseudonym, though, to better sell the crack. I propose Merithyn McHenpecker. 

If the above is any indication of your writing ability, I wouldn't be spending that money yet. Soccer moms tend to prefer English, as a rule.

[Admiral Yi]

Now you're just being bitchy.  We already have one grabon.

[Drakken]

If the above is any indication of your writing ability, I wouldn't be spending that money yet. Soccer moms tend to prefer English, as a rule.

I don't worry about it. I'll write it in French, then subcontract the translation to a starving translator, ideally one who's majored in Literature.

If there's one thing that this bodice-ripper literary sub-industry has demonstrated, it's that you don't need to write great to sell great. In fact, the journalists who did Naked Came the Stranger had to rewrite whole chapters because those submitted were originally written too good. Fifty Shades of Grey and Twilight both amply show that, as well.

[garbon]

Now you're just being bitchy.  We already have one grabon.

Seriously!

[Drakken]

Drakken just sneaked  his submarine SSN Seduction Community in thru the sonar fields and plopped a missile in.

At least it brings the discussion back on the original track : bad chick lit and bored housewives.

[Eddie Teach]

I don't worry about it. I'll write it in French, then subcontract the translation to a starving translator, ideally one who's majored in Literature.

Why not Swedish?

[The Brain]