Sexual domination is in vogue...so why the fuck am I missing it?

Started by CountDeMoney, May 11, 2012, 06:57:52 AM

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HVC

I have a friend who works in a old folks home. She says geriatric sex is a big deal now. Especially since kids freak out about mommy nailing old Mr. Johnson down the hall. Viagra has brought us a brave new world. A wrinkly, dry, vomit and nightmare inducing world.

Also, I didnt to mean to imply your granny was being gang banged... Although she probably is.


:P
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Malthus

Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 05:22:31 PM
I have a friend who works in a old folks home. She says geriatric sex is a big deal now. Especially since kids freak out about mommy nailing old Mr. Johnson down the hall. Viagra has brought us a brave new world. A wrinkly, dry, vomit and nightmare inducing world.

Also, I didnt to mean to imply your granny was being gang banged... Although she probably is.


:P

... and you can watch online. That's the brave new world!  :P
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Viking

Having looked into the phenomena bit (i.e. talked to chicks who loved the books and tried to get their panties off) it is a phenomena of the unhappily married/co-habiting woman/girlfriend. The girls and women I know that are happy are not interested and don't get this phenomena.
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Jacob

Quote from: Viking on July 16, 2012, 06:36:28 PM
Having looked into the phenomena bit (i.e. talked to chicks who loved the books and tried to get their panties off) it is a phenomena of the unhappily married/co-habiting woman/girlfriend. The girls and women I know that are happy are not interested and don't get this phenomena.

So you're posit that only women who are unhappy are interested in power-play in their sex lives? If so, I'm not sure I buy it.

HVC

I think Vikings point is that only women who are unhappy are looking for an escape into a fantasy world. This shades of grey just happens to be the fad fantasy of the moment.

Don't agree, but it's a more reasonable assertion.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

HVC

Quote from: Malthus on July 16, 2012, 06:32:42 PM
Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 05:22:31 PM
I have a friend who works in a old folks home. She says geriatric sex is a big deal now. Especially since kids freak out about mommy nailing old Mr. Johnson down the hall. Viagra has brought us a brave new world. A wrinkly, dry, vomit and nightmare inducing world.

Also, I didnt to mean to imply your granny was being gang banged... Although she probably is.


:P

... and you can watch online. That's the brave new world!  :P
Case in point: Lemon party. Don't look it up, you don't want to know.
Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

garbon

Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 08:38:00 PM
I think Vikings point is that only women who are unhappy are looking for an escape into a fantasy world. This shades of grey just happens to be the fad fantasy of the moment.

Don't agree, but it's a more reasonable assertion.


Still seems a bit much. I don't think you have to be unhappy to indulge in a little fantasy.
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merithyn

Quote from: CountDeMoney on July 16, 2012, 03:50:52 PM
I control plenty of stuff.  The TV. The TiVO.  The cable.  The thermostat. :mad:

That's so sweet! Your mom, sister, nieces, and cats let you play with the big boy toys! :wub:

Face it. The only thing you control is what you order when you take the women in your life out to eat, and even that could raise an eyebrow or two. You, my friend, are pussy whipped in a big way, and not even getting laid in the bargain. :console:
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I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

HVC

Being lazy is bad; unless you still get what you want, then it's called "patience".
Hubris must be punished. Severely.

merithyn

Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 09:32:33 PM
:unsure: am i missing a back story?

Seedy is always talking about his mom, sister and nieces adoringly. Hell, his nieces crook their fingers, and he's dressing in a tutu and doing pirouettes on the kitchen table while singing "I'm a little teapot". He's totally ruled by the only women in his life that matter, so it makes sense that he's going to want to dominate the ones that don't.

God help him when he finds one that does and isn't blood related to him.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...

garbon

Quote from: HVC on July 16, 2012, 09:32:33 PM
:unsure: am i missing a back story?

I'll admit I'm surprised by this continued dressing down.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

merithyn

Quote from: garbon on July 16, 2012, 09:41:03 PM
I'll admit I'm surprised by this continued dressing down.

:blink:

It's not a dressing down! Well, it isn't meant to be. :unsure:

I've long thought that this was why Seedy was so into the whole Dom thing. I'm not condemning; merely conjecturing. I see absolutely nothing wrong with it. And honestly, Seedy's devotion to the women in his life is one of his most endearing qualities. It's part of the reason he's one of my favorite posters.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away...


Ideologue

Quote from: The Brain on July 16, 2012, 03:46:35 PM
BDSM is degrading.

And unlawful in your jurisdiction.  Good thing you're not into it. :)

Viking: you may be right about the faddish losers who are into BDSM now that they read a shitty porno novel (I assume) about it, but I expect there are plenty of people who are into the scene who are not "unhappy" with their lives (or whose attraction to it is not causally related to any unhappiness they harbor).  Thing is, they didn't learn about getting slapped around or whatever by some dumb book.

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The Brain

Quote from: Ideologue on July 17, 2012, 12:16:02 AM
Quote from: The Brain on July 16, 2012, 03:46:35 PM
BDSM is degrading.

And unlawful in your jurisdiction.  Good thing you're not into it. :)


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