Korea- Too boring

[Razgovory]

I still think Ide would make a good engineer.

[Ed Anger]

I still think Ide would make a good engineer.

Ide: It is my new bomber!
Chairman, JC: It has 20 engines.
Ide: AIRPOWER!

[Jacob]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.  Sorry, I think you got the wrong idea.

I'm just trying not to get my hopes up about it being some sort of salvation, where I suddenly become some kind of superhumanly happy person.  I do not get my hopes up that high about anything, anymore.  That's what I've did and it doesn't work.  It's also called growing up.

And obviously, obviously, obviously Tim is the shit.  HMBob is also a very nice man.

And Jakob Danesperson is usually nice too, but I think he's tired of my pity party.  Noted.

Well I hope I got the wrong idea

It's just that I've heard that kind of "not get my hopes up" reasoning a few too many times from people who don't get off their ass to take the chances that present themselves. But like I said, I'll be very happy to be wrong.

[Ideologue]

Hey, do I need the "passport card"?  It says it's just good for land and sea crossings with designated countries, and 1)Korea isn't one of them and 2)they don't let me take my Thor Heyerdahl canoe through the canal anymore.  Not after last time.

Can't you just use your passport book to flee to Canada or Mexico anyway?

I ask because it costs $40.

[Admiral Yi]

You don't want the card. 

[jimmy olsen]

Ok, you basically got this job in the bag. They creamed their panties when they saw your degree. I specifically told them it was equivalent to a masters but they see only the word doctris.

Now you will have to do several specific things that will cost a couple of hundred dollars to get the job.

First get a regular passport book and expedite it.

If you don't have a current (last six months) FBI check send away for one immediately.

Also, you're going to have to go here and sign up for the online 100 hr course. They give you a shit ton of material to download and let you take an online test which you have 24 hours (from a time of your choosing) to complete open book. Depending on how much grammar you remember from school it may take all that time... It's seriously long though, even if you remember everything from school it'll take you a long time.

http://www.tesolonline.com/online-tesol-courses/

You also have to make copies of stuff like you degree and get those apostiled. You have to get the FBI check apostiled as well. Be sure to note that you need that done when you get the FBI check. They won't do it themselves, but they will give you a background check that can then be apostiled by the state department.

Are you willing to these things?

I will also note that despite their enthusiasm, given how long it takes an FBI check they may still say no, however the above costs will not be wasted for doing the above things will guarantee you a job in Korea or China within a month.

[Tonitrus]

Just remember, we will want AARs of drunken Tim/Ide adventures across Korea. 

[Jacob]

This is the most exciting development on languish in quite a long time

[Neil]

Haven't we already read about Ide's adventures in Korea?  'My cock is the 4th Panzer Army', and so forth?

[Jacob]

Haven't we already read about Ide's adventures in Korea?  'My cock is the 4th Panzer Army', and so forth?

Well yes of course, and that is exactly the point. I'm looking forward to how Ide's imaginary Korea (the place, not the person) plays out when exposed to the real one.

[Ed Anger]

Jake, we can discuss my 3rd Shock Army's adventures if you wish.

[Monoriu]

Haven't we already read about Ide's adventures in Korea?  'My cock is the 4th Panzer Army', and so forth?

It strikes me that 4th Panzer Army was an odd choice, seeing that it was trapped/defeated/destroyed in the end...

[jimmy olsen]

Haven't we already read about Ide's adventures in Korea?  'My cock is the 4th Panzer Army', and so forth?

It strikes me that 4th Panzer Army was an odd choice, seeing that it was trapped/defeated/destroyed in the end...

Perhaps a prophetic choice?

[HisMajestyBOB]

Good luck Ide, Korea is lots of fun
Go to Hongdae every weekend!

[Razgovory]

I thought it was round about saying "I got cockblocked".