The Dog Megathread

[Scipio]

My wife took a great photo of Ozzy two days ago.  He is a beast.

[Josquius]

I hate pugs. And thier owners. A retard breed for a retard human.

What the fuck. I was about to say that now that I am moving to a new flat I will finally get a dog and it is most likely going to be a pug. So fuck you.

Once again, Marti is about ten years behind the latest homo meme.

Indeed, isnt it corgis the gays are all into these days?

[merithyn]

Indeed, isnt it corgis the gays are all into these days?

I want a Welsh corgi so badly, but my daughter thinks they look stupid. She ended up getting a Cocker Spaniel-mix, instead. He is adorable, though, so I can't really argue.

I have a feeling that I won't be able to get another dog until we have a large property with a fenced in yard, so it'll be a while until I get my corgi.

[CountDeMoney]

You can tell it's the holiday season:  I have my sister's dog until Sunday.   

[sbr]

How's GanstaKitty feel about that?

[CountDeMoney]

Gangsta's pretty much fine, as long as the dog doesn't get too close. 
She doesn't give any ground, just sits there looking at the dog with her "you doan know me, punk ass bitch" look. Too close, and it's a left-left-right combo to the snout. 

I have the back hallway blocked off when the dog's loose, so the cat still has the bedroom and office, and her bathroom.

Dog's crate-trained very well, so when it's crate time, it's quiet time.  Cat peers around the corner, staring at her, plotting the hit.

[sbr]

That's got to be terrifiying for the pup.  Sitting behind the bars, watching...knowing...dreading the things the cat is scheming.

[CountDeMoney]

That's why I put a tablecloth over the one side, so she doesn't feel the eyes burning through her.

[Ed Anger]

[sbr]

That's why I put a tablecloth over the one side, so she doesn't feel the eyes burning through her.

That might be even worse.  She can hear it, feel it, smell it.  She knows it is out there, but where?

[Eddie Teach]

That is one ugly cat.

[Barrister]

Went over to the sister in laws for Christmas.  They have an absolutely wonderful golden retriever, and a miserable little shit of a chihuahua.

Timmy was scared of both at first, but what was funny was when he pointed to the chihuahua and said "I'm scared of bunny". 

[Ed Anger]

I figured mart would be a chihuahua sort of gay and not a pug fucker.

[Syt]

[Razgovory]

I figured mart would be a chihuahua sort of gay and not a pug fucker.

He always manages to disappoint.