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Started by mongers, January 20, 2012, 08:37:35 PM

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Barrister

#45
January 24, 2012, 02:57:25 PM
A second hand small pleasure.

Wife was playing peek-a-bo with the little guy on the change table, when he suddenly tells her "you're funny!".  :lol:
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Ideologue

#46
January 24, 2012, 03:07:42 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 24, 2012, 02:57:25 PM
A second hand small pleasure.

I'd like someone to give me a second hand small pleasure.  Bow chicka bow wow.
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derspiess

#47
January 24, 2012, 03:53:35 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 24, 2012, 02:57:25 PM
A second hand small pleasure.

Wife was playing peek-a-bo with the little guy on the change table, when he suddenly tells her "you're funny!".  :lol:

:D

He'll crack you up with the most unexpected things.  I was driving my kid home from the babysitter when he was about 2 1/2 years old & I broke my sunglasses trying to bend them back into shape (both lenses popped out & I cursed under my breath about it).  So Tommy immediately says, "Don't worry, Daddy.  We'll get you a new glasses."
"If you can play a guitar and harmonica at the same time, like Bob Dylan or Neil Young, you're a genius. But make that extra bit of effort and strap some cymbals to your knees, suddenly people want to get the hell away from you."  --Rich Hall

Jacob

#48
January 24, 2012, 05:35:03 PM
Awh kids :hug:

Looking forward to going down that road.

mongers

#49
January 24, 2012, 06:01:42 PM Last Edit: January 24, 2012, 06:22:08 PM by mongers
English drizzle.

Being out of a evening in it is quite pleasant, it's only the slightest of rain, doesn't really get you wet, just a little bit more than damp and it seems to keep people off the streets and roads.   :cool:
"We have it in our power to begin the world over again"

Barrister

#50
January 24, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
Quote from: Jacob on January 24, 2012, 05:35:03 PM
Awh kids :hug:

Looking forward to going down that road.

If I might humbly make a suggestion...

don't put it off too long.  I think you're around the same age as me, and I'm already feeling kind of old to be a new dad.  Lots of people the same age as me have kids up to 10 years older, and I'm having to balance in my planning the fact that graduation and retirement will happen at the same time.

And it's only going to get worse when the next one arrives in June. :o
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ulmont

#51
January 24, 2012, 10:57:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 24, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
I think you're around the same age as me, and I'm already feeling kind of old to be a new dad.

Barrister's telling you to go ahead and get the vasectomy.

Barrister

#52
January 24, 2012, 11:10:47 PM
Quote from: ulmont on January 24, 2012, 10:57:37 PM
Quote from: Barrister on January 24, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
I think you're around the same age as me, and I'm already feeling kind of old to be a new dad.

Barrister's telling you to go ahead and get the vasectomy.

If so, I guess it's a do as I say and not as I do...  :ph34r:
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Ideologue

#53
January 25, 2012, 12:13:38 AM
Damn, Jacob.  Beeb just called you old.
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DGuller

#54
January 25, 2012, 12:30:07 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 24, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
And it's only going to get worse when the next one arrives in June. :o
:unsure:

Barrister

#55
January 25, 2012, 01:36:40 AM
Quote from: DGuller on January 25, 2012, 12:30:07 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 24, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
And it's only going to get worse when the next one arrives in June. :o
:unsure:

:unsure:

The wife is preggers.

And if I catch the bastard who did it... :ultra:
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Eddie Teach

#56
January 25, 2012, 01:45:09 AM
You mean Valmy? Or was it the other way around?  :hmm:
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Barrister

#57
January 25, 2012, 01:55:54 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 25, 2012, 01:45:09 AM
You mean Valmy? Or was it the other way around?  :hmm:

Well I can speak with 100% confidence that I did not knock up Valmy's wife... :ultra:
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DGuller

#58
January 25, 2012, 02:18:24 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 25, 2012, 01:36:40 AM
:unsure:

The wife is preggers.

And if I catch the bastard who did it... :ultra:
You're no fun.  How am I supposed to ask who the father is now?  :mad:  Anyway, :w00t: :cheers:.

Octavian

#59
January 25, 2012, 04:37:36 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 25, 2012, 01:36:40 AM
Quote from: DGuller on January 25, 2012, 12:30:07 AM
Quote from: Barrister on January 24, 2012, 10:56:45 PM
And it's only going to get worse when the next one arrives in June. :o
:unsure:

:unsure:

The wife is preggers.

And if I catch the bastard who did it... :ultra:

http://languish.org/forums/index.php?action=profile;u=175

Good luck with that!

And congratulation :)
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Forget about winning and losing; forget about pride and pain. Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life. Do not be concerned with escaping safely - lay your life before him.

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