'If Fred Got Two Beatings Per Day…' Homework Asks

Started by garbon, January 09, 2012, 12:09:36 PM

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Or why Santa came down chimneys and Jews went up them.
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Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Quote from: dps on January 09, 2012, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 09, 2012, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 09, 2012, 04:46:02 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 09, 2012, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 09, 2012, 04:20:41 PM
Man, I was well aware of the Holocaust by the time I was eight.

And look at you? :unsure:

At least I enjoyed my childhood.

Did knowing about the holocaust help that?

It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

garbon

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 09, 2012, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: dps on January 09, 2012, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 09, 2012, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 09, 2012, 04:46:02 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 09, 2012, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 09, 2012, 04:20:41 PM
Man, I was well aware of the Holocaust by the time I was eight.

And look at you? :unsure:

At least I enjoyed my childhood.

Did knowing about the holocaust help that?

It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

What children do we have about here?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Baron von Schtinkenbutt

Quote from: garbon on January 09, 2012, 10:04:59 PM
Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 09, 2012, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: dps on January 09, 2012, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 09, 2012, 04:57:10 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 09, 2012, 04:46:02 PM
Quote from: garbon on January 09, 2012, 04:23:34 PM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 09, 2012, 04:20:41 PM
Man, I was well aware of the Holocaust by the time I was eight.

And look at you? :unsure:

At least I enjoyed my childhood.

Did knowing about the holocaust help that?

It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

What children do we have about here?

That comment wasn't aimed at people here.

garbon

Right, keep on aiming at those peeps who will never know these posts were made. :P
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Eddie Teach

To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

fhdz

Quote from: DGuller on January 09, 2012, 03:01:41 PM
The Fred question seems like a trick question.  At some point Fred is going to be beaten to death, so the naive approach of multiplying 2 by a number of days is incorrect.

:lol:
and the horse you rode in on

Ideologue

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garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

CountDeMoney

Quote from: Baron von Schtinkenbutt on January 09, 2012, 09:59:53 PM
Quote from: dps on January 09, 2012, 07:25:04 PM
It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

I lol'd.  Haven't heard that one in a while.