Pizza joint called me 'lady chinky eyes'

[Eddie Teach]

The yearbook thread chick was hot.  So what?  There are literally about five hundred million women on planet Earth as hot, perhaps more when you factor in lighting, photographical technique, and Photoshop.

Nah. Maybe 20 million.

[Ideologue]

Oh, please.  There are no doubt twenty million Americans as attractive.  Good gravy, I've probably personally seen 20,000 women in roughly the same ballpark or better.

And I don't even get out much.

[Razgovory]

Languish, are we so sadly aged that the quality of the pizza is more significant to us than the quality of the chinky-eyed lady? 

The yearbook thread went nowhere.  I think that answers your question.

Yearbook chick was flat-chested, and as for the Oriental pizza chick,

A)  You really can't tell much about here from the picture that was posted except that she's got a chubby face, and'

B)  Not all of us have yellow fever.

Her face doesn't seem that chubby, and I don't have yellow fever.  I do have lower standards perhaps.

[Eddie Teach]

Oh, please.  There are no doubt twenty million Americans as attractive.  Good gravy, I've probably personally seen 20,000 women in roughly the same ballpark or better.

And I don't even get out much.

She's certainly more attractive than that chick you went gaga over in Jacob's thread.

[Ideologue]

Oh, please.  There are no doubt twenty million Americans as attractive.  Good gravy, I've probably personally seen 20,000 women in roughly the same ballpark or better.

And I don't even get out much.

She's certainly more attractive than that chick you went gaga over in Jacob's thread.

TBR SANCTITY.

Also, no way.  Sydney Spies doesn't even have a cool haircut, even if she does have a great porn name already.

[Capetan Mihali]

Based on limited anecdotal evidence, Papa John's seems to enjoy an outsized reputation in the South.     Also, what is it with the South and hippie pizza?  That seems to be the main alternative to chain pizza, Mellow Mushroom and its kin.

[Ideologue]

But MM is a chain, too, no?

[Monoriu]

I don't understand.  Why is there a need to put the customer's name in the receipt?  Most of the time, the stores will assign a number to each order. 

[Eddie Teach]

Easier for customers to remember their name than some random number.

[dps]

Languish, are we so sadly aged that the quality of the pizza is more significant to us than the quality of the chinky-eyed lady? 

The yearbook thread went nowhere.  I think that answers your question.

Yearbook chick was flat-chested, and as for the Oriental pizza chick,

A)  You really can't tell much about here from the picture that was posted except that she's got a chubby face, and'

B)  Not all of us have yellow fever.

Her face doesn't seem that chubby, and I don't have yellow fever.  I do have lower standards perhaps.

I'm not saying that's she's unattractive, just that we can't see enough in the picture posted here to make a firm statement.

[CountDeMoney]

Papa John's is a cardboard box full of suck.

Moved and seconded.

[CountDeMoney]

Still think she's cute.

Nyeah.
She's bonny enough but I wouldn't go anywhere near as far as hot.

Moved and seconded.  Would beat with a Vegimix handcuffed to the shower head, but nowhere near hot.