'If Fred Got Two Beatings Per Day…' Homework Asks

[Ed Anger]

Or why Santa came down chimneys and Jews went up them.

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Man, I was well aware of the Holocaust by the time I was eight.

And look at you?

At least I enjoyed my childhood.

Did knowing about the holocaust help that?

It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

[garbon]

Man, I was well aware of the Holocaust by the time I was eight.

And look at you?

At least I enjoyed my childhood.

Did knowing about the holocaust help that?

It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

What children do we have about here?

[Baron von Schtinkenbutt]

Man, I was well aware of the Holocaust by the time I was eight.

And look at you?

At least I enjoyed my childhood.

Did knowing about the holocaust help that?

It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

What children do we have about here?

That comment wasn't aimed at people here.

[garbon]

Right, keep on aiming at those peeps who will never know these posts were made.

[Eddie Teach]

What children do we have about here?

:raises hand:

[fhdz]

The Fred question seems like a trick question.  At some point Fred is going to be beaten to death, so the naive approach of multiplying 2 by a number of days is incorrect.

[Ideologue]

You can still hit a corpse.  Believe me.

[garbon]

:dead horse:

[CountDeMoney]

It helped him get the joke about 4 Germans and 24 Jews in a Volkswagen.

Now that cars basically don't have ashtrays anymore, that joke is even harder to get.

I lol'd.  Haven't heard that one in a while.