GOP Primary Megathread!

[Berkut]

This is excellent:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-february-23-2012/indecision-2012---rick-santorum-s-conservative-rhetoric

[The Larch]

This is excellent:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-february-23-2012/indecision-2012---rick-santorum-s-conservative-rhetoric

It's good to see that Professor Duncan has another gig going besides his teaching job. 

[11B4V]

That was good

[Razgovory]

67% to win Michigan. 88% to win Arizona.

What's the problem?

[Razgovory]

I think the GOP should just go whole hog and pick the craziest guy they can.  Just get it out of their system.

[Ed Anger]

I think the GOP should just go whole hog and pick the craziest guy they can.  Just get it out of their system.

Give them some time.

[Admiral Yi]

Newt just said he could get gas down to $2.50/gallon if he were elected. 

[CountDeMoney]

Newt just said he could get gas down to $2.50/gallon if he were elected. 

Well then, that settles it.

[sbr]

Newt just said he could get gas down to $2.50/gallon if he were elected. 

Didn't Ms. Bachmann promise gas under $2 at one point during the campaign?

[Eddie Teach]

Big deal. I can get gas for under a buck at Taco Bell.

[CountDeMoney]

Rick Santorum doesn't want you to get a college education, because they're Obama Indoctrination Camps.

Rick Santorum believes Obama wants to 'indoctrinate' students by encouraging higher college enrollment. The GOP hopeful sat down with Glenn Beck for a wide-ranging interview that aired Thursday, and he warned that higher education leads to secularization.

"I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely," he said. "The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country."

Obama has recently doubled down on his efforts to boost college attendance, pushing to make schools more affordable and accountable.

Santorum told Beck that "62 percent of kids who go into college with a faith commitment leave without it," but failed to say where he found that figure. He has said that parents should have control of their children's education, and vowed to home-school his seven children in the White House if he is elected president.

His wife, Karen, also talked with Beck and said that her husband entered the race because it was God's will.

"I did always feel in my heart that God had big plans for Rick," she said. "Eventually it was there, tugging at my heart. ... When Obamacare passed, that was it. That put the fire in my belly."

Oh man, this guy just keeps delivering.  And to think, all this time, I had guessed Bachmann was the nuttiest nigger in the bunch.

[Ideologue]

Rick Santorum doesn't want you to get a college education

That crafty bastard may get my vote yet.

I do like the implication that God hates health insurance.   Keeps you out of Heaven longer, don'chya know?

[Ed Anger]

Rick Santorum doesn't want you to get a college education, because they're Obama Indoctrination Camps.

Rick Santorum believes Obama wants to 'indoctrinate' students by encouraging higher college enrollment. The GOP hopeful sat down with Glenn Beck for a wide-ranging interview that aired Thursday, and he warned that higher education leads to secularization.

"I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely," he said. "The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country."

Obama has recently doubled down on his efforts to boost college attendance, pushing to make schools more affordable and accountable.

Santorum told Beck that "62 percent of kids who go into college with a faith commitment leave without it," but failed to say where he found that figure. He has said that parents should have control of their children's education, and vowed to home-school his seven children in the White House if he is elected president.

His wife, Karen, also talked with Beck and said that her husband entered the race because it was God's will.

"I did always feel in my heart that God had big plans for Rick," she said. "Eventually it was there, tugging at my heart. ... When Obamacare passed, that was it. That put the fire in my belly."

Oh man, this guy just keeps delivering.  And to think, all this time, I had guessed Bachmann was the nuttiest nigger in the bunch.

Yay! I'm the enemy now. 

[The Minsky Moment]

Newt just said he could get gas down to $2.50/gallon if he were elected. 

i dont question his ability to produce massive supplies of hot air, but that's not the kind of gas we need.

[Razgovory]

Newt just said he could get gas down to $2.50/gallon if he were elected. 

They're your people.  Don't act so surprised.  We've been telling you about this kind of shit for years now.