Battlefield 3

[Neil]

Well, if you're trying to play games on a PS3, you get what you deserve.

[derspiess]

Yay, they broke the servers.  No more dedicated game mode servers in Hardcore anymore, it's all randomized.

Want to play Rush?  Too bad.  You get Conquest.  Maybe.  It depends.
Want to play TDM?  Too bad.  You get Rush.  Maybe. It depends.

What always annoys me is how they mix Conquest Assault (which sucks ass) in with standard Conquest. 

[CountDeMoney]

Interesting;  I was checking out BF3stats.com, and I am in the top 3% of the total PS3 players in Finished/Played rounds percentage.  Not bad, with a player population of 183K + players.

[derspiess]

I think I'm toward the top in Assist to Kill percentage.  YOU'RE WELCOME

[CountDeMoney]

I think I'm toward the top in Assist to Kill percentage.  YOU'RE WELCOME

Yeah, as you're TKed for a Bradley. 

My longest head shot is 420.83m.  You?

[derspiess]

I think I'm toward the top in Assist to Kill percentage.  YOU'RE WELCOME

Yeah, as you're TKed for a Bradley. 

My longest head shot is 420.83m.  You?

Just 289m.  But all I ever really snipe with is an M39 EMR w/ ACOG.

[CountDeMoney]

Well, if you're trying to play games on a PS3, you get what you deserve.

Don't worry, you're next on the hit parade.

[CountDeMoney]

Well, now that the patch is deployed, the big secret is out as to why they fucked up all the servers:  they want you to rent your own at $25/month.

Oh, and all you PS3 haters:  your platform's next.

[CountDeMoney]

I have to admit, this is one of the biggest punch-in-the-nutsack tricks of all time; 

1) Take away the game mode servers people want to play
2) Make them pay to rent a server with the game mode they want to play

Time to move on.

[CountDeMoney]

Oh, and you can forget using tanks now.  They're disposal transport vehicles now.

Game = Broken.

[CountDeMoney]

Game = Broken.

Shame, too, as I'm now in the top 5% of the player population with the RPG.  LULZ CONG

[Alcibiades]

Too bad, what change to tanks did they make that nerfed them?

[CountDeMoney]

Too bad, what change to tanks did they make that nerfed them?

One-hit knockouts.  A RPG to the front?  Disabled.

[FunkMonk]

Are fixed-wing aircraft still invincible because they can launch a billion flares a second and just ignore SAMs?

[CountDeMoney]

Are fixed-wing aircraft still invincible because they can launch a billion flares a second and just ignore SAMs?

The F-35 is much more responsive, but it doesn't matter anymore, as it is the choppers that are now invincible. 

It's so broken now, man.