Penn State Goings-On

[Valmy]

Props for this guy.

http://i.imgur.com/Irxra.jpg

Um you going to explain that?  An old guy burning a book in front a courthouse?

[Valmy]

When you consider it involves college sports... not so much.

And it all just happens to come to light the week after Joe Paterno breaks the all time wins record for Division I.

[jimmy olsen]

Props for this guy.
http://twitpic.com/7c6cy8

Um you going to explain that?  An old guy burning a book in front a courthouse?

Meant to post the above link, which explains it.

[Eddie Teach]

Hmm...how are banana's usually referenced in sexual jokes?

What could caramel and peanuts represent in such a joke?

Are you fucking kidding me? If you were 13 and still confused I'd think you were just a bit dense, or been home schooled your whole life. But you're a grown man, there's no way you don't understand.

Is that a banana in your sundae or are you just glad to see me? 

I don't think I've ever heard a sexual joke involving caramel and peanuts.

[Barrister]

Hmm...how are banana's usually referenced in sexual jokes?

What could caramel and peanuts represent in such a joke?

Are you fucking kidding me? If you were 13 and still confused I'd think you were just a bit dense, or been home schooled your whole life. But you're a grown man, there's no way you don't understand.

Is that a banana in your sundae or are you just glad to see me? 

I don't think I've ever heard a sexual joke involving caramel and peanuts.

[butthead] He said "nuts". [/butthead]

[The Minsky Moment]

And, this is no shit, the name of Sandusky's autobiography is "Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story," http://www.amazon.com/Touched-Jerry-Sandusky-Story/dp/1582613575/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1320634085&sr=8-1   

Since when does an assistant coach write an autobiography?

[jimmy olsen]

Since when does an assistant coach write an autobiography?

He was a nationally renowned defensive guru and founded a huge charity that "helped" over 100,000 children a year.

[Barrister]

And, this is no shit, the name of Sandusky's autobiography is "Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story," http://www.amazon.com/Touched-Jerry-Sandusky-Story/dp/1582613575/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1320634085&sr=8-1   

Since when does an assistant coach write an autobiography?

Since 2001 apparently.

[Berkut]

Wow, this just completely sucks.

I am not a Penn State fan, but this just really, really sucks. Penn State, no matter what jokes are made about Jo Pa, has always been the great example of what college football was all about, the intensity, the competition, but still doing things right.

This is like finding out that Mother Theresa dealt drugs on the side or something.

[Valmy]

Wow, this just completely sucks.

I am not a Penn State fan, but this just really, really sucks. Penn State, no matter what jokes are made about Jo Pa, has always been the great example of what college football was all about, the intensity, the competition, but still doing things right.

This is like finding out that Mother Theresa dealt drugs on the side or something.

Yep.  This Joe Paterno I am learning about today is not the one I had heard about my entire life.

[Caliga]

A bunch of my friends and relatives are Penn State alumni and the main thing I keep hearing is how ashamed they are to be alums right now.  

[sbr]

Could this be any more wrong?

http://creamery.psu.edu/products/food/sandusky-blitz

I don't get it.

I'm not sure what is so -worthy.  I read all the whole label and ingredient list to see and didn't see anything that caught my eye, the name or flavors didn't either, though I am not versed in child molestation jargon so maybe I missed something. 

I can't imagine it is just the fact that there happened to be an ice cream named after someone who was an important and beloved figure in that community and turned out to be something no one else expected.

Think of what the guy is accused of and then look at the main flavors/ingredients in the Sandusky Blitz and the jokes just write themselves.

Banana, caramel and peanuts

  I'll take your word for it.  Unless you want to share one of those pre-written jokes.

Hmm...how are banana's usually referenced in sexual jokes?

What could caramel and peanuts represent in such a joke?

Are you fucking kidding me? If you were 13 and still confused I'd think you were just a bit dense, or been home schooled your whole life. But you're a grown man, there's no way you don't understand.

I had a feeling that is where you were going with it but I don't find it funny, I kept hoping there was something more to it.  I would understand a 13 year old finding a banana funny in a sexual context but you're a grown man, aren't you?

[jimmy olsen]

Doesn't mean you find it ha ha funny. You find it ironic in a black humor type way.

[jimmy olsen]

At least 20 victims
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/08/number-victims-in-penn-state-sex-abuse-case-doubles/

[Eddie Teach]

Could we start a new thread for this? Really rather not have to think about it.