American Gun Ownership Highest In 18 Years

[CountDeMoney]

SPENDS $$$ ON TACTICLOL TOYS

DIES ON THE DRAW TRYING TO EXTEND FOLDED CARBON POLYMER BAYONET

[Ed Anger]

You never know when you are going to have to launch a bayonet charge. BANZAI

[Ed Anger]

I've decided to get the twins their own AR-15's. I have determined they can can handle big boy guns. Might get them pink ones. Or stick with SCARY black.

Still looking for helmets to slap the magazine on before insertion.

[CountDeMoney]

WTF man how old are they now?  They should have progressed to tandem fire team and dismount MG tactics by now.  The fuck kind of father are you.

[Ed Anger]

WTF man how old are they now?  They should have progressed to tandem fire team and dismount MG tactics by now.  The fuck kind of father are you.

8. 

I lost a year. But I'll try to do better. 

[11B4V]

Better get them working on their crew drills.

[Ed Anger]

Better get them working on their crew drills.

They know how to work the NERF machine gun. Yes, we have a Nerf MG.

[CountDeMoney]

Better get them working on their crew drills.

They know how to work the NERF machine gun. Yes, we have a Nerf MG.

It just gets easier and easier to disrupt and rout Daddy.  RALLY ROLL FAILED

[Ed Anger]

Daddy needed to sit down for awhile anyways.

[Tonitrus]

8?

Maybe start 'em off with one of them .22 California-compliant AR-15s.  Save the 50-cals until they start learning to drive.

[Ed Anger]

8?

Maybe start 'em off with one of them .22 California-compliant AR-15s.  Save the 50-cals until they start learning to drive.

5.56mm. We need to meet NATO standards

[Tonitrus]

Might as well get 'em a frickin' FAMAS. 

[Ed Anger]

Might as well get 'em a frickin' FAMAS. 

Ugh.

[merithyn]

I applied for my FOID card. Should get it in a couple of weeks.

[dps]

I applied for my FOID card. Should get it in a couple of weeks.

What sort of firearm are you planning on getting (or already own in violation of Illinois law)?