The Languish marriage poll

[Neil]

Malthus will be retrained so that he can perform a job that isn't socially destructive.

Yukon Jack distributor?
Oil Shale huckster?
Pipeline impresario?
Toronto protection racket guru?

All of those things are less destructive to society than a lawyer (except for the pipeline thing, which is an attack on my people).  They're either purveyors of harmless vices, suppliers of critically important resources or petty criminals.  The lawyer is serpent who poisons society with confusion, lies, litigiousness, intolerance and apathy.

[CountDeMoney]

You people know where I stand on this issue.

[Razgovory]

You people know where I stand on this issue.

Actually, I don't.

[Barrister]

Malthus will be retrained so that he can perform a job that isn't socially destructive.

Yukon Jack distributor?
Oil Shale huckster?
Pipeline impresario?
Toronto protection racket guru?

All of those things are less destructive to society than a lawyer (except for the pipeline thing, which is an attack on my people).  They're either purveyors of harmless vices, suppliers of critically important resources or petty criminals.  The lawyer is serpent who poisons society with confusion, lies, litigiousness, intolerance and apathy.

Sometimes, just sometimes, a lawyer (a barrister even) if the one who protects and defends society.  You know - one who represents the authorities, The Crown even...

[Eddie Teach]

You people know where I stand on this issue.

Actually, I don't.

He feels much the same about marriage as you do about the "Tea Party".

[HisMajestyBOB]

Kinda hard to disguise what you look like when you see someone in person ...   

You can misrepresent yourself other ways though.

Like already having a BF and lying about it.
Although that happens in non-internet dating too, so yeah

[The Brain]

What's the problem with internet dating? Seems to work great.

[Ideologue]

It does make things easier if you are into hooking up a lot for just sex, though, particularly if you are female - they have the advantage there. My secretary loves doing that.

Pics

The only pic I actually have is her professional profile pic.



She's a bit older than me, but still gets lots of action. She's in great shape, body-wise.

Malthus, I accept your secretary as she is.

[Martinus]

Hey hey hey. Let's get back to the important matter at Hand. Namely getting Malthus to get a hot secretary and then, just as importantly, setting me up with said hot secretary

Allegedly my secretary is the hottest one in our office.

[Neil]

Sometimes, just sometimes, a lawyer (a barrister even) if the one who protects and defends society.  You know - one who represents the authorities, The Crown even...

Not really.  They still work within a system that their fellows have utterly corrupted.

[Razgovory]

You people know where I stand on this issue.

Actually, I don't.

He feels much the same about marriage as you do about the "Tea Party".

I've never exploited a Tea Party member and used her allegiance to it as leverage.

[CountDeMoney]

You people know where I stand on this issue.

Actually, I don't.

He feels much the same about marriage as you do about the "Tea Party".

I've never exploited a Tea Party member and used her allegiance to it as leverage.

I'd love to find a Tea Party chick, and make her watch Hoffa as I assfuck her from behind.

[HVC]

I'm sure you can work something out with cal

[Valdemar]

Currently married, quite happy

V

[Drakken]

You people know where I stand on this issue.

Actually, I don't.

He feels much the same about marriage as you do about the "Tea Party".

I've never exploited a Tea Party member and used her allegiance to it as leverage.

I'd love to find a Tea Party chick, and make her watch Hoffa as I assfuck her from behind.

"Do as I say, love, or I'll tell your precious fellow Teabaggers that you are a closeted Obama-lover and show the pictures of him in presidential poses that I've found hidden in your drawer stash".