Weird Dream of the Week

[jimmy olsen]

I dreamed Obama named me Secretary of State instead of John Kerry.

Thankfully I woke up before committing any diplomatic blunders.

[Queequeg]

I was Welsh James Bond and trying to save a Breton girl I've had a crush in for years. It was cool.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I was living in a decrepit cluttered house. It seemed to be perpetually pouring out and humid.  Cal, Princessca lived next door and were always frantically cleaning their house.  Cal wanted 25 bucks to help me clean mine. 

Tim seemed to be a permanent fixture at their place, except he looked like a washed out drunk.  Cal kept trying to get me to help them move furniture and I suggested Slargos help, since he lived nearby.

[Razgovory]

I had disturbing dream.  I dreamt I was some sort of soldier out fighting a war, killing people etc.  When I got back people told me that I wasn't actually fighting a war.  I wasn't a soldier and I wasn't under orders.  I was just doing all this stuff by myself.

[MadImmortalMan]

Okay just woke up and I had to get this written down so I don't forget it. I dreamed:

Barrister and Caliga lived in two halves of a semi-detached house. The wall they share is also the border between the US and Canada. The back yard contained fruit trees and oil wells. Princesca and little Tim were marching around the back yard between the trees and rigs while she was teaching him to play Stars and Stripes Forever on a sousaphone. In Cal's driveway was a sweet '67 GTO. Barrister had a Subaru and wore a Mountie hat.

Then I woke up.

[Eddie Teach]

The wall they share is also the border between the US and Canada.

Cause Cal's a Yankee.

[Barrister]

Okay just woke up and I had to get this written down so I don't forget it. I dreamed:

Barrister and Caliga lived in two halves of a semi-detached house. The wall they share is also the border between the US and Canada. The back yard contained fruit trees and oil wells. Princesca and little Tim were marching around the back yard between the trees and rigs while she was teaching him to play Stars and Stripes Forever on a sousaphone. In Cal's driveway was a sweet '67 GTO. Barrister had a Subaru and wore a Mountie hat.

Then I woke up.

Little Tim does like to march.

[MadImmortalMan]

I don't know what the deal is with the cars. Cal has never mentioned having a GTO and I'm pretty sure beeb drives a Tacoma. Also, beeb should have been wearing a sweet powder wig. 

The whole thing had an Odd Couple vibe. With Barrister as Tony and Cal as Oscar, of course.

[Darth Wagtaros]

I had a long series of dreams the other night, interrupted by frequently waking up.  A series of weird post-apocalyptic scenes over millennia, which eventually moved to a partially hollowed out moon as societies rose and fell. 

[The Brain]

Could they get up?

[garbon]

Could they get up?

I can get it up.

[Admiral Yi]

Okay just woke up and I had to get this written down so I don't forget it. I dreamed:

Barrister and Caliga lived in two halves of a semi-detached house. The wall they share is also the border between the US and Canada. The back yard contained fruit trees and oil wells. Princesca and little Tim were marching around the back yard between the trees and rigs while she was teaching him to play Stars and Stripes Forever on a sousaphone. In Cal's driveway was a sweet '67 GTO. Barrister had a Subaru and wore a Mountie hat.

Then I woke up.

Have you met Princesa or seen a picture of her? 

[The Brain]

OMG she's not his boat or something ridiculous like that?

[Eddie Teach]

Have you met Princesa or seen a picture of her? 

Was she wearing a feather headdress?

[MadImmortalMan]

Okay just woke up and I had to get this written down so I don't forget it. I dreamed:

Barrister and Caliga lived in two halves of a semi-detached house. The wall they share is also the border between the US and Canada. The back yard contained fruit trees and oil wells. Princesca and little Tim were marching around the back yard between the trees and rigs while she was teaching him to play Stars and Stripes Forever on a sousaphone. In Cal's driveway was a sweet '67 GTO. Barrister had a Subaru and wore a Mountie hat.

Then I woke up.

Have you met Princesa or seen a picture of her? 

Nope. She was dressed like a drum major and I couldn't see her face anyway in the dream. I know what Cal and Barrister look like, of course.