Do you own a firearm?

[mongers]

NO

Coward.

[Ed Anger]

 

I'm done with you.

[viper37]

but I have no idea what I would do with them.

hunt? 

Carry them as souvenirs that you give to your kids, just like an old sword gets passed down to people who don't need it to fight.
I wish my ancestors had transmitted an old French musket down the generations

[Grey Fox]

Sometimes, you just need to brush your suit coat back or the blazer back and let them see the holster. That lets people know you are getting tired of their bullshit.

Big talk from an anonymous man on the interwebs who won't meet anyone in real life.   

I find internet meets creepy as hell.

It's alot like church.

[Siege]

Here in the US, I only own one.
Back in Juddenland I got quite a few.
But then, I work with guns everyday, and I shoot free bullets.

[MadImmortalMan]

Here in the US, I only own one.
Back in Juddenland I got quite a few.
But then, I work with guns everyday, and I shoot free bullets.

They aren't free. I pay for them.

[Siege]

Here in the US, I only own one.
Back in Juddenland I got quite a few.
But then, I work with guns everyday, and I shoot free bullets.

They aren't free. I pay for them.

True.

[Tonitrus]

Here in the US, I only own one.
Back in Juddenland I got quite a few.
But then, I work with guns everyday, and I shoot free bullets.

They aren't free. I pay for them.

Thanks for that nearly free vacation from Alaska to California too. 

[Ideologue]

I find internet meets creepy as hell.

I thought you were very pleasant.

[Ed Anger]

Here in the US, I only own one.
Back in Juddenland I got quite a few.
But then, I work with guns everyday, and I shoot free bullets.

They aren't free. I pay for them.

Thanks for that nearly free vacation from Alaska to California too. 

We have coddled the soldiery for far too long. NO DOGS OR SAILORS ALLOWED.

[Ed Anger]

I find internet meets creepy as hell.

I thought you were very pleasant.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[CountDeMoney]

like all good americans, I own 5 so i'm never too far from one; I also have a concealed weapons permit because sometimes one in the briefcase or glove compartment is just prudent

If it's not on your body, it's too far from you to be effective protection.  Just sayin'.

I concur.

[CountDeMoney]

like all good americans, I own 5 so i'm never too far from one; I also have a concealed weapons permit because sometimes one in the briefcase or glove compartment is just prudent

Where does this fear come from ?

He's a high profile lawyer dealing with the wealth of high profile clients who, while utilizing the services of excellent lawyers and other legitimate concerns, would have no aversion having your throat slit on general principle.

[mongers]

like all good americans, I own 5 so i'm never too far from one; I also have a concealed weapons permit because sometimes one in the briefcase or glove compartment is just prudent

Where does this fear come from ?

He's a high profile lawyer dealing with the wealth of high profile clients who, while utilizing the services of excellent lawyers and other legitimate concerns, would have no aversion having your throat slit on general principle.

You've been watching too many George Clooney films haven't you ?

[OttoVonBismarck]

I don't own a gun, and I don't need one, because I'm content with my penis size.

I have fired P1, MG-3, G-3 and FH-155mm. The cleaning afterwards sucked, making shooting not worthwhile.

Actually the more guns you own, the larger your penis grows.

I once had a 13" penis.

Now that I have 5,000 guns, I have a 15" penis.