Humans are fucking stupid

[Ed Anger]

I like to block the escalator and piss off the people trying to run up and down the things. YOU PEOPLE MISS THE POINT OF A ESCALATOR.

[DontSayBanana]

They're scary.  You can get sucked under and ground to death in their gears.  IT'S HAPPENED.

If by "you," you mean "a friend's ratty Converse sneakers that came untied," then yes, I can vouch from personal experience.  She wasn't sure whether to be sad or proud about having to have maintenance come and extricate her.

[Ideologue]

She's lucky she didn't get degloved.

[Razgovory]

You babies will survive your harrowing checkout. 

I honestly didn't know we had so many pussies on this board.

[CountDeMoney]

I have a problem with people (usually they are middle aged or elderly women) who take goddamn ages at the cash register.

You just don't have enough black people in your life.

[CountDeMoney]

I like to block the escalator and piss off the people trying to run up and down the things. YOU PEOPLE MISS THE POINT OF A ESCALATOR.

Dumbass, they're still stairs.  They just move.

I'm the guy that belts you in the back of your head with his backpack going past. OH IM SORRY

[Ideologue]

I like to block the escalator and piss off the people trying to run up and down the things. YOU PEOPLE MISS THE POINT OF A ESCALATOR.

Dumbass, they're still stairs.  They just move.

I'm the guy that belts you in the back of your head with his backpack going past. OH IM SORRY

That backpack will weigh you down like a sausage press.

[CountDeMoney]

I like to block the escalator and piss off the people trying to run up and down the things. YOU PEOPLE MISS THE POINT OF A ESCALATOR.

Dumbass, they're still stairs.  They just move.

I'm the guy that belts you in the back of your head with his backpack going past. OH IM SORRY

That backpack will weigh you down like a sausage press.

I can appreciate Ed's uses, though.  Since he's handicapped, he has to use the same facilities as overweight black women.

[Ed Anger]

Gaffigan on Escalators:

http://new.music.yahoo.com/jim-gaffigan/tracks/escalators--217835976

[CountDeMoney]

Gaffigan is Dane Cook's bottom.

[Neil]

I like to block the escalator and piss off the people trying to run up and down the things. YOU PEOPLE MISS THE POINT OF A ESCALATOR.

Dumbass, they're still stairs.  They just move.

I'm the guy that belts you in the back of your head with his backpack going past. OH IM SORRY

That backpack will weigh you down like a sausage press.

I can appreciate Ed's uses, though.  Since he's handicapped, he has to use the same facilities as overweight black women.

Don't overweight black women use wheelie suitcases there, or are those too easy to steal?  That's what the morbidly obese use here.

[Ideologue]

Lots of people around here use wheelie suitcases, including otherwise fit individuals.  It's unbelievably lame.

[Ed Anger]

Lots of people around here use wheelie suitcases, including otherwise fit individuals.  It's unbelievably lame.

We aren't plebs. Why lift when we can drag?

[Ideologue]

It's effeminate.

[Razgovory]

It's effeminate.

An odd attack for a man who likes his women as skinny as young boys.