The Joy of Motherhood

[Korea]

Start letting your friends, relatives and neighbors know that you'll soon have kittens to give away.   

Yes, they are all promised away now but I get to keep one.  I don't know which one to pick. They're all black or black and white. And they all have tails.

[Korea]

I'm never having babies, thank you very much. 

This is where us Languishistas pipe up saying something nasty about Hunter. 

Where is he, anyway? Lost in the law school books?

Yeah. For the most part anyway.

[Korea]

Aren't you korean? You should have a good family recipe somewhere.

[Korea]

Oh then I didn't understand your barb.  You agree with the thesis under certain definitions of intelligence?

Tim said : You'll change your mind when you hit 30 (i.e. Korea will want to have / have kids)
Vinnie said: Not necessarily, recall the movie Idiocracy. (i.e. smart people don't want to have kids, therefore as Korea is smart, her opinion may not change)
Me: Who is the smart person in this scenario (in other words: Does Korea will qualify as smart?)

Don't worry. I got it the first time I read it. 

[Korea]

My cat just had kittens! I'm not really sure what to do now. 

But they're so cute!

Can I use a few?

Use a few? Use a few for what exactly?   

[Queequeg]

The underlying thesis is that smart people don't reproduce, whereas dumbasses reproduce like rabbits.

Surely this isn't an original idea.  I came up with this twenty years ago.

It's not a new idea, Idiocracy is just a particularly good articulation of it.

Its funny that the (rare) thing we agree on we agree on pretty vehemently; I'm a huge Idiocracy fan, and Mike Judge in general.  I've manage to use "yeahw, is she bangin'?" just about everyday.

[Siege]

Come on Garbon, you know Islam have no hope.


Like some brave danish cartoonist said:

"Christians & Jewish martyrs say; "I will die for what I believe".
A Muslim martyr says; "you will die for what I believe"....   "

[Caliga]

Use a few? Use a few for what exactly?   

He needs to blood libel his people.

[Siege]

[Caliga]

 

[Korea]

Use a few? Use a few for what exactly?   

He needs to blood libel his people.

 

[Siege]

My cat just had kittens! I'm not really sure what to do now. 

But they're so cute!

Can I use a few?

Use a few? Use a few for what exactly?   

Moving targets.

[jimmy olsen]

You're simply wrong.

http://johnhawks.net/weblog/topics/evolution/selection/jones-evolution-stopping-2008.html

Appealing to John Hawks for authority?  Hillarious.

At any rate, human evolution is irrelevant.

What's wrong with him? 

[Valmy]

At this rate, the world is going to be muslim within a century.

Even if that is the case, so what?

Well the world has a better chance of becoming all pink elephants within a century than becoming Muslim.

[Siege]

At this rate, the world is going to be muslim within a century.

Even if that is the case, so what?

Well the world has a better chance of becoming all pink elephants within a century than becoming Muslim.