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Started by Korea, April 22, 2009, 12:31:12 PM

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Korea

Picture Update!  Look how precious!






But they are freakin everywhere and into everything. You can't walk anywhere without having kittens in your feet. I'm losing my mind. Plus I think my cats in heat again and she wont shut the fuck up.
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

I want my mother fucking points!

Valmy

Are you nuts?  Get your kitty a kitty hysterectomy as soon as you can.
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Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

What is stopping you from getting your cat fixed?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Slargos

How do you serve kittens anyway?

Together with a vegetable stew, or perhaps kitten-and-potatoes?

When I'm jonesing for chicken, I generally just get the grilled chicken legs most stores carry here, and damn the condiments.

Would a similar setup work for kitten?


Malthus

Quote from: Slargos on June 01, 2009, 09:40:49 AM
How do you serve kittens anyway?

Together with a vegetable stew, or perhaps kitten-and-potatoes?

When I'm jonesing for chicken, I generally just get the grilled chicken legs most stores carry here, and damn the condiments.

Would a similar setup work for kitten?

I see that the culinary habits of certain immigrant groups have cross-culturally rubbed off on you. 

Slargos = multicultural. :D
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Malthus

Anyway, the kittens are, of course, adorable.  :wub:
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Savonarola

Quote from: Slargos on June 01, 2009, 09:40:49 AM
How do you serve kittens anyway?

Stir fry them in a wok with bok choy.  Ask your local Chinese restaurant cook for some tips on the sauce. 
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Korea

Quote from: Valmy on June 01, 2009, 09:32:12 AM
Are you nuts?  Get your kitty a kitty hysterectomy as soon as you can.

But I don't I have to wait for her to stop nursing her kittens or something?
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

Quote from: Savonarola on June 01, 2009, 09:47:16 AM
Quote from: Slargos on June 01, 2009, 09:40:49 AM
How do you serve kittens anyway?

Stir fry them in a wok with bok choy.  Ask your local Chinese restaurant cook for some tips on the sauce.

Bok choy is delicious.
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

Quote from: Malthus on June 01, 2009, 09:36:43 AM
What is stopping you from getting your cat fixed?

See my reply to Valmy.
I want my mother fucking points!

Valmy

Quote from: Korea on June 01, 2009, 09:50:46 AM
But I don't I have to wait for her to stop nursing her kittens or something?

Is that what your vet said?

Cats can reproduce with incredible speed.  You will be drowning in kittens soon if you are not careful.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Korea

Quote from: Valmy on June 01, 2009, 10:00:02 AM
Quote from: Korea on June 01, 2009, 09:50:46 AM
But I don't I have to wait for her to stop nursing her kittens or something?

Is that what your vet said?

Cats can reproduce with incredible speed.  You will be drowning in kittens soon if you are not careful.

I just assumed...I guess I should look into it. But I'm not worried about her getting pregnant because I don't let her out.
I want my mother fucking points!

Valmy

Quote from: Korea on June 01, 2009, 10:02:26 AM
I just assumed...I guess I should look into it. But I'm not worried about her getting pregnant because I don't let her out.

Tom cats are like heatseeking missles when a female cat is in heat.  They will find a way, they have ninja type skills when pussy pussy is involved.
Quote"This is a Russian warship. I propose you lay down arms and surrender to avoid bloodshed & unnecessary victims. Otherwise, you'll be bombed."

Zmiinyi defenders: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

Malthus

Quote from: Korea on June 01, 2009, 10:02:26 AM
Quote from: Valmy on June 01, 2009, 10:00:02 AM
Quote from: Korea on June 01, 2009, 09:50:46 AM
But I don't I have to wait for her to stop nursing her kittens or something?

Is that what your vet said?

Cats can reproduce with incredible speed.  You will be drowning in kittens soon if you are not careful.

I just assumed...I guess I should look into it. But I'm not worried about her getting pregnant because I don't let her out.

The kittens themselves will be sexually mature in about 6 months.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius