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[Ideologue]

95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?

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You're into young teens?

Oh, Martinus has something to say about the desire for youthful, slim partners?  Oh, please, proceed.

But, yeah, 95 pounds is arguably kinda underweight.  I am: part of the problem.

[HisMajestyBOB]

95 pounds.  Who cares whether she wears makeup?

may i subscribe to your newsletter?

You're into young teens?

Oh, Martinus has something to say about the desire for youthful, slim partners?  Oh, please, proceed.

But, yeah, 95 pounds is arguably kinda underweight.  I am: part of the problem.

Hard to get good breasts on an underweight girl
I prefer the more athletic types. Not too muscular or athletic though.

[Ideologue]

I mean, I appreciate range of body types, actually, but my schtick is that I like really unhealthily tiny girls, and I have a fun point-counterpoint routine with Cal.

Now, it is true that it's my preference, generally I will trade size of tits for smallness of ass, even if we are all beautiful snowflakes.

See, that's why I'm not just the anti-Cal, but also the anti-Lettow.  He likes "Chinaman girls" because he's an inveterate racist and his perceptions are filtered through a Clockwork Orange-like barrage of bad anime, whereas I just like small women with dark, straight hair.  Epicanthic folds are a bonus, though.

[CountDeMoney]

I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 
Tough sell, though.  Has a live-in fiancee.  What her man's got to do with me, I dunno.  But that seems to be the sticking point.

[Ideologue]

I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 

Man are those a lot of code words for fat.

[CountDeMoney]

I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 

Man are those a lot of code words for fat.

Only if your tastes run Siegy-style.  Then again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.  WELCOME TO MY AUSCHWITZ OF LOVE BABY

[Ed Anger]

Then again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.

Hot.

[CountDeMoney]

Then again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.

Hot.

Sure...but after 8 months?  Talk about gamey meat.

[Ideologue]

I've really been working on this curvy 27 year old blonde at work.  All of 5' even, magnificent blue ribbon breasts and a totally spankable ass. 

Man are those a lot of code words for fat.

Only if your tastes run Siegy-style.  Then again, I've never dressed up chicks in striped pajamas and played Camp Commandant.  WELCOME TO MY AUSCHWITZ OF LOVE BABY

My bedroom is the gulag of our times.

[Ed Anger]

I want to re-do the scene from the Longest Day. Chick dressed up like the resistance girl on a bike and I'm the Kraut. Except they ain't nobody to save her ass as she gets 'interrogated'.

[Ideologue]

One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum while I pretend I'm bombing the Reich.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.

[Ed Anger]

One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.

How about a B-36?

[Ideologue]

One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.

How about a B-36?

Makes me feel inadequate.

[Ed Anger]

One of my life goals is to get a blowjob inside a B-29 at an air force museum.  A Flying Fortress or Liberator is also acceptable.

How about a B-36?

Makes me feel inadequate.