The Obama "To Make Important Statement" MEGATHREAD

[Ed Anger]

Cheez Wizz is only good on Brocoli anyway.

I am trying to think of some application for Cheez Wizz where it would not be better to just put actual cheese on whatever it is you are using the Cheez Wizz for.

Nothing is coming to mind.

When a spreadable cheeze like substance is required? On toasts?

You're supposed to toast it with the cheese on the bread in a toaster oven.

Really? I'll have to try that. I don't own a toaster oven tho.

try the broiler setting of your stove.

[MadImmortalMan]

I now have a convection/microwave/toaster oven. So I got rid of the old toaster oven and freed up the counter space. I did use it quite a lot though.

[Caliga]

I never put cheez wiz on my cheesesteaks.  Cheez wiz is for white trash people.

First choice has always been provolone, and I never had a steak shop tell me they couldn't do provolone.  Second choice is american cheese, but it's a distant second.

[MadImmortalMan]

No alternative to provolone is acceptable.

[Berkut]

Cheez Wizz is only good on Brocoli anyway.

I am trying to think of some application for Cheez Wizz where it would not be better to just put actual cheese on whatever it is you are using the Cheez Wizz for.

Nothing is coming to mind.

When a spreadable cheeze like substance is required? On toasts?

There are a lot of spreadable cheeses out there that are actually made out of cheese that would be a lot better than Cheez Wizz.

[Berkut]

No alternative to provolone is acceptable.

Charleys bacon 3cheese steak. Provolone, cheddar, and swiss. With bacon.

Dear god it is so good....

[Maximus]

Second choice is american cheese, but it's a distant second.

That's really no better than cheez wizz

[Barrister]

SOmetimes, maybe every few years, there's nothing like cheez-wizz on toast. 

[Caliga]

That's really no better than cheez wizz

For a cheesesteak it's better than nothing.  If someone gives me a cheesesteak with american cheese on it, I'll eat it.  But I would never order one that way and, like I said, have always been able to get provolone when ordering.

[grumbler]

No alternative to provolone is acceptable.

Charleys bacon 3cheese steak. Provolone, cheddar, and swiss. With bacon.

Dear god it is so good....

Get ready for Caliga to tell you "Don't be That Guy."  Steak places don't have swiss cheese.

[Ed Anger]

I once had a serious addiction to



but I got better. Except for the occasional relapse where I'm found passed out naked in the bathroom with a dozen empty cans.

[garbon]

I once had a serious addiction to



but I got better. Except for the occasional relapse where I'm found passed out naked in the bathroom with a dozen empty cans.

[Berkut]

No alternative to provolone is acceptable.

Charleys bacon 3cheese steak. Provolone, cheddar, and swiss. With bacon.

Dear god it is so good....

Get ready for Caliga to tell you "Don't be That Guy."  Steak places don't have swiss cheese.

Damn, that creates quite a quandry for me.

Is Charleys Steakery, despite the title, not actually a steak place?

Or is whatever they are putting on their oh so delicious 3cheese bacon steak sandwhich not *rally* swiss at all????

Or...what if it is both? What if I've been eating some sort of fucking tofurti creation all this time????

[Caliga]

Is Charleys Steakery, despite the title, not actually a steak place?

I'm in charge of deciding what is a steak place and what isn't, but I don't need to take the cheese into consideration when making my call because NOBODY BUT NOBODY PUTS BACON ON A CHEESESTEAK.

Charleys Steakery = not a steak place.

[dps]

Second choice is american cheese, but it's a distant second.

That's really no better than cheez wizz

Really.  I never order cheeseburgers, 'cause almost every place uses American cheese on 'em, and I won't eat that crap on anything.

The only time I'm ashamed to be  an American is when I see a slice of American cheese.