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Started by jimmy olsen, April 28, 2011, 08:48:32 PM

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jimmy olsen

April 28, 2011, 08:48:32 PM Last Edit: April 29, 2011, 02:50:09 AM by jimmy olsen
I've seen Admiral Yi's sword up close at the War Museum. It's absolutely ginormous, longer than I am tall, six feet easy.

Did medieval Koreans actually use swords this big, or were they just for show?

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Admiral Yi

#2
April 28, 2011, 08:49:21 PM
Fuck if I know.

Ed Anger

#3
April 28, 2011, 08:50:28 PM
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

PDH

#4
April 28, 2011, 08:50:36 PM
C'mon Yi, it is in your genes. You have to know.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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katmai

#5
April 28, 2011, 08:50:42 PM
It's not the size, it's how you use it!
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son

jimmy olsen

#6
April 28, 2011, 08:55:32 PM
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

DGuller

#7
April 28, 2011, 10:01:51 PM
Quote from: Admiral Yi on April 28, 2011, 08:49:21 PM
Fuck if I know.
I really hope you know.

Alcibiades

#8
April 28, 2011, 10:04:42 PM
You better know.   :mad:
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain

HisMajestyBOB

#9
April 29, 2011, 01:35:10 AM
Probably ceremonial.
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garbon

#10
April 29, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
I saw child size armor once. Did medievals have battalions of 9 year olds?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

The Brain

#11
April 29, 2011, 08:49:33 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
I saw child size armor once. Did medievals have battalions of 9 year olds?

You were probably abnormally large at the time.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Caliga

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April 29, 2011, 08:58:13 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
I saw child size armor once. Did medievals have battalions of 9 year olds?
Nope, they had: a chronic shortage of protein. :(

Anyway, I assume you are mocking Tim's OP, and rightly so. :)
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garbon

#13
April 29, 2011, 09:12:14 AM
Quote from: The Brain on April 29, 2011, 08:49:33 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
I saw child size armor once. Did medievals have battalions of 9 year olds?

You were probably abnormally large at the time.

I hear that happens. Some people swell up like a sponge and then deflate.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Razgovory

#14
April 29, 2011, 09:22:20 AM
Quote from: garbon on April 29, 2011, 08:45:36 AM
I saw child size armor once. Did medievals have battalions of 9 year olds?

No, but in the Renaissance and a little later they sometimes put princes in ceremonial armor.
I've given it serious thought. I must scorn the ways of my family, and seek a Japanese woman to yield me my progeny. He shall live in the lands of the east, and be well tutored in his sacred trust to weave the best traditions of Japan and the Sacred South together, until such time as he (or, indeed his house, which will periodically require infusion of both Southern and Japanese bloodlines of note) can deliver to the South it's independence, either in this world or in space.  -Lettow April of 2011

Raz is right. -MadImmortalMan March of 2017
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