I am retiring in the fall

[Count]

oh my god, i'm still three years away from starting a real job, let alone planning for or even imagining retiring. I hate you.

congrats!

[Ideologue]

I've had a few years of doing nothing, but never the money to do whatever I want with my time.

I did.  It would've been fucking great if I'd had the emotional maturity to go along with it.

[Ed Anger]

While I am scanning the houses overseas, I come across:

http://www.green-acres.com/en/properties/12937a-irc174.htm



IT HAS A TOWER. MOTHERFUCKER I WANT IT. I can play All Along the Watchtower and Jethro Tull's Broadsword while standing nekkid in it.

[Ed Anger]

Ed is such a dick sometimes.

As of today, I'm on half hours as  I transition to the new era of Dickishness.

[Zoupa]

While I am scanning the houses overseas, I come across:

http://www.green-acres.com/en/properties/12937a-irc174.htm



IT HAS A TOWER. MOTHERFUCKER I WANT IT. I can play All Along the Watchtower and Jethro Tull's Broadsword while standing nekkid in it.

My parents place has a tower.  An hour away from Marseille.

[Caliga]

As of today, I'm on half hours as  I transition to the new era of Dickishness.

Half of zero hours a week is still zero.

[Ed Anger]

As of today, I'm on half hours as  I transition to the new era of Dickishness.

Half of zero hours a week is still zero.

Somebody is jealous.

[Barrister]

As of today, I'm on half hours as  I transition to the new era of Dickishness.

Half of zero hours a week is still zero.

Somebody is jealous.

Who is it?

Is it Raz?  Tyr?  Faeelin?

[Ed Anger]

Work smart, not hard.

[Caliga]

Somebody is jealous.

I'd never be jealous of someone who won't provide any details to verify any of their claims.

Lemonjello, OTOH...

[Ed Anger]

You people want to steal my stuff.

[Admiral Yi]

You people want to steal my stuff.

I wouldn't mind stealing your toenail clippings and selling them to a Chinese herbalist.

[Jacob]

Grats on the impending retirement. Hope you enjoy it

[Ed Anger]

You people want to steal my stuff.

I wouldn't mind stealing your toenail clippings and selling them to a Chinese herbalist.

gross.

[Josquius]

While I am scanning the houses overseas, I come across:

http://www.green-acres.com/en/properti2937a-irc174.htm



IT HAS A TOWER. MOTHERFUCKER I WANT IT. I can play All Along the Watchtower and Jethro Tull's Broadsword while standing nekkid in it.

Or you can lock a daughter in it.