TV/Movies Megathread

[Ed Anger]

KING KONG IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER

[Ideologue]

You know damned well I meant Timmay.  Only that scatterfuck would use something like "Riefenstahl tinge".

Man, keeping track of who you hate is a full-time job.  LOL GET IT and I made myself sad

[CountDeMoney]

Man, keeping track of who you hate is a full-time job.  LOL GET IT and I made myself sad

And I don't even get overtime.

[Sheilbh]

You know damned well I meant Timmay.  Only that scatterfuck would use something like "Riefenstahl tinge".

Man, keeping track of who you hate is a full-time job.  LOL GET IT and I made myself sad

Excel helps

[FunkMonk]

Every now and then this thread goes on a Last of the Mohicans lovefest. I actually don't mind it because it's one of the few movies that actually deserves a periodic lovefest.     

[Habbaku]

Was Ide the dumbass that said it wasn't any good?

I gave it an A, cunt.

Not a B+?  Weird.

[The Brain]

Last of the Mohicans has issues with a very contrived plot line in the third act, but it more than compensates by being a story about a total badass kicking all kinds of ass.

I like the fact that it takes what is a very contrived storyline and instead of second-guess it just tries to make it as great as cinematically possible. You're so engaged that you forget how ludicrous everything actually is.

Mann was on a roll in the 90s, he followed it up with Heat and Insider.

Mann didn't make Insideher.

[Queequeg]

Was Ide the dumbass that said it wasn't any good?

I said it was a bit boring until the final 20 min. 

[Malthus]

Snuck out this weekend to see Godzilla. Was hoping for some mindless giant monster action. Was unhappy that said action came with an hour of silly backstory in which monsters were not very visible. Did not care about the non-monster characters.

[Admiral Yi]

Saw a bit more of Pacific Rimjob.  Sucks even more.

[Ideologue]

Snuck out this weekend to see Godzilla. Was hoping for some mindless giant monster action. Was unhappy that said action came with an hour of silly backstory in which monsters were not very visible. Did not care about the non-monster characters.

Gee, if only you'd been warned.

[Malthus]

Snuck out this weekend to see Godzilla. Was hoping for some mindless giant monster action. Was unhappy that said action came with an hour of silly backstory in which monsters were not very visible. Did not care about the non-monster characters.

Gee, if only you'd been warned.

I haven't seen your review yet. I musta missed it upthread.

[Eddie Teach]

The Dirty Dozen. Fun as always.

[Darth Wagtaros]

The Dirty Dozen. Fun as always.

Just wait until the next remake.

[Ideologue]

Snuck out this weekend to see Godzilla. Was hoping for some mindless giant monster action. Was unhappy that said action came with an hour of silly backstory in which monsters were not very visible. Did not care about the non-monster characters.

Gee, if only you'd been warned.

I haven't seen your review yet. I musta missed it upthread.

Sorry.  That came off really bitchy now that I reread it.