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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Eddie Teach

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So Dorothy's protestations to the contrary were a sham?
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

garbon

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 24, 2013, 07:57:37 PM
Yes, that's much more like it as a review.

So Languish wants a review that says nothing about the movie or even actual history?
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: garbon on October 24, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 24, 2013, 07:57:37 PM
Yes, that's much more like it as a review.

So Languish wants a review that says nothing about the movie or even actual history?

He mentions WW2-era little girls crushing and melting our enemies.  Good enough for me, and even a little hot.

Certainly beats some of the 1,200-word esoteric and pretentious bullshit he's popped out before.

Ideologue

Quote from: garbon on October 24, 2013, 08:05:22 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 24, 2013, 07:57:37 PM
Yes, that's much more like it as a review.

So Languish wants a review that says nothing about the movie or even actual history?

Doesn't it?  Wizard of Oz is a surprisingly violent film for what is considered kid's fare; as such, it is an artifact of its time.  A better time, when we believed in dropping things on people, and white phosphorous was to a Nazi's face as a bucket of water was to a witch.

I think I also mentioned the color.
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

jimmy olsen

Isn't kids fare still violent? Avatar the Last Airbender had genocide, a hundred year steampunk world war, secret police, torture, etc.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Eddie Teach

Never too early to get kids thinking about hurting people.  :)
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

CountDeMoney

Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 24, 2013, 10:48:53 PM
Isn't kids fare still violent? Avatar the Last Airbender had genocide, a hundred year steampunk world war, secret police, torture, etc.

Only if your definition of "kids" = adolescent fucktards, since those films are PG-13 and PG, respectively.

jimmy olsen

Quote from: CountDeMoney on October 24, 2013, 11:00:24 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 24, 2013, 10:48:53 PM
Isn't kids fare still violent? Avatar the Last Airbender had genocide, a hundred year steampunk world war, secret police, torture, etc.

Only if your definition of "kids" = adolescent fucktards, since those films are PG-13 and PG, respectively.
:rolleyes: Avatar the Last Airbender was a cartoon show on Nickelodeon.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0417299/
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Ideologue

Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 24, 2013, 10:48:53 PM
Isn't kids fare still violent? Avatar the Last Airbender had genocide, a hundred year steampunk world war, secret police, torture, etc.

Did Aang ever get sent on what was pretty explicitly a killing mission?
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ideologue

Also, does he ever bend the air in someone's lungs so they burst like an Israeli commuter's?
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Ideologue

#13555
Oh yeah, I got my extremely ill-advised purchases from Amazon today. :blush:  This Hitchcock set is really beautiful.  It's like a book with sleeve pages, ala the Indiana Jones or Stanley Kubrick sets, but the discs aren't jammed in there, again like Israeli commuters.  I thought the actual little book that comes in the box would be more worthwhile, though; it's not exactly a Criterion-grade collection of essays, but rather pretty fluffy, but I guess not nothing either.

Well, what's done is done.  It may be serving as my present to my dad this Christmas; although he's got all these on bootleg DVDs already, I've seen his copies of other movies, and suffice it to say they look like garbage, especially his B+W films.

I also got Invasion of the Body Snatchers '78, Carrie ('76, which goes, I hope, without saying), and Broken Arrow.

I'll just point out that the last one was $5. -_-
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

The Brain

Daytime TV gave Private Practice. That chick is so hot.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

Quote from: jimmy olsen on October 24, 2013, 10:48:53 PM
Isn't kids fare still violent? Avatar the Last Airbender had genocide, a hundred year steampunk world war, secret police, torture, etc.

Kids shows are always over the top. What did Skeletor, Shredder, Megatron and crazy witch from Power Rangers want? Usually it was more evil than what Hitler wanted.
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First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Ideologue

Watched the last part of the real Carrie again.  God that movie is so, so, so good.

Sissy Spacek is so much hotter than she's given credit for too.  Kind of a weird nose that looks great in profile but a little Lon Chaneyesque dead on, but nothing really wrong about it; but she had gorgeous eyes and at 27 (Jesus, and I complain about Hollywood "teenagers" today) basically possessed of the perfect female body.

A+ for Carrie and also Sissy Spacek's prime years.

Also review of Carrie (2013): Maybe remake the French Connection so Popeye isn't a huge racist instead

QuoteThey're not even going to laugh at it, because Carrie doesn't have the decency to at least be an incompetent as well as unnecessary remake: merely bland in most respects, inferior in every single respect, and willing neither to innovate nor to truly plagiarize.

C+
Kinemalogue
Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Sheilbh

First The Conversation, now this. Why do you hate Gene Hackman?
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