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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Admiral Yi

That means I probably got the title wrong.  The vampire movies that got made into a TV show.  The glittery fag looking vampire doesn't fuck the hot chick.

garbon

I'm guessing he means Twilight? :unsure:
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katmai

Quote from: garbon on August 07, 2013, 03:54:22 PM
I'm guessing he means Twilight? :unsure:

Ah, gotcha, wouldn't know as haven't and don't intend to ever watch them.
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Malthus

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 07, 2013, 03:46:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 06, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
I gave it 3.75 Sitting In My Underwear Watching Anna Kendrick Points out of a possible 5 Sitting In My Underwear Watching Anna Kendrick Points.  She's such a little cutie pie.

In True Blood she executes the most brutal, no-holds-barred camel toe scene ever recorded on film, including porn.  If you're into that kind of thing.  In the surfing scene.

The most brutal camel toe in history belongs to that "prancersize" woman.  :P
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garbon

Quote from: katmai on August 07, 2013, 03:55:27 PM
Quote from: garbon on August 07, 2013, 03:54:22 PM
I'm guessing he means Twilight? :unsure:

Ah, gotcha, wouldn't know as haven't and don't intend to ever watch them.

I saw 2 of them. Google says she is in them though I don't really recall as I was drunk and recall would have been bored if it weren't for the audience. :D
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Ideologue

She plays Bella's increasingly marginalized human friend.  Really thankless role, even for the Twilight series, though I guess the silver lining is she isn't forever tainted by it.
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garbon

Quote from: Ideologue on August 07, 2013, 05:42:16 PM
She plays Bella's increasingly marginalized human friend.  Really thankless role, even for the Twilight series, though I guess the silver lining is she isn't forever tainted by it.

Makes sense. When you get to hang around glitter queens, why would you hang around...*gasp* normal people?

And yes, that is a silver lining.
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I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Josephus

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 07, 2013, 03:46:06 PM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 06, 2013, 04:48:29 PM
I gave it 3.75 Sitting In My Underwear Watching Anna Kendrick Points out of a possible 5 Sitting In My Underwear Watching Anna Kendrick Points.  She's such a little cutie pie.

In True Blood she executes the most brutal, no-holds-barred camel toe scene ever recorded on film, including porn.  If you're into that kind of thing.  In the surfing scene.

What episode?
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Admiral Yi

 :rolleyes: It's in Twilight.  Try to keep up Malt.

Ideologue

Fwiw, I don't remember Anna Kendrick even being in any particularly tight clothing, let alone displaying any epic camel toe, in those movies.

I may have been distracted by Ashley Greene's gorgeous haircuts however. :hmm:
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Current reviews: The 'Burbs (9/10); Gremlins 2: The New Batch (9/10); John Wick: Chapter 2 (9/10); A Cure For Wellness (4/10)

Admiral Yi

It's when the humans go surfing.  Anna puts on a wetsuit and pulls the crotch up to her ovaries.

Ideologue

I'll be on the lookout next time I watch the Rifftrax. :)
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Viking

Quote from: Ideologue on August 07, 2013, 06:31:55 PM
Fwiw, I don't remember Anna Kendrick even being in any particularly tight clothing, let alone displaying any epic camel toe, in those movies.

I may have been distracted by Ashley Greene's gorgeous haircuts however. :hmm:

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Eddie Teach

Ashley Greene is hotter than Anna Kendrick. Probably even with an Ide-approved haircut.



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