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[Ed Anger]

Gil Grissom as Sherman. Collecting bugs marching through Georgia.

[Eddie Teach]

Rob Lowe will be playing Grant

[CountDeMoney]

Rob Lowe? Gil Grissom?  Who the fuck's playing Thomas, Jack Black?

[Ed Anger]

That Cera fucker will be Pope.

[CountDeMoney]

With Jay Baruchel as Burnside.

[Ed Anger]

Mark wahlberg as Hooker.

[CountDeMoney]

Sam Rockwell as Sheridan.

"You don't know if there's air out there!"

[Ed Anger]

joe piscopo as Rosey Roscarans.

[CountDeMoney]

That's it.

[CountDeMoney]

So, I checked out the IMDB cast list for this Robe Lowe "At Appomattox" flick, and check this shit out:

Series Cast
Rob Lowe   ...    Ulysses S. Grant (8 episodes, 2013)

Stephen Lang   ...    Abraham Lincoln (8 episodes, 2013)

Will Patton   ...    Robert E. Lee (8 episodes, 2013)

William Petersen   ...    William Tecumseh Sherman (8 episodes, 2013)

Helen McCrory   ...    Julia Grant (7 episodes, 2013)

Richard Speight Jr.   ...    Nathan Wexler (7 episodes, 2013)

D.B. Sweeney   ...    James Longstreet (7 episodes, 2013)

Dwight Yoakam   ...    George Meade (7 episodes, 2013)

William Zabka   ...    Charles Dana (7 episodes, 2013)

Jason O'Mara   ...    George B. McClellan (6 episodes, 2013)

JoeDon Rooney   ...    Lieutenant Goree (6 episodes, 2013)

Johnathon Schaech   ...    Johann Mueller (6 episodes, 2013)

Noah Wyle   ...    George Pickett (6 episodes, 2013)

Kevin P. Farley   ...    Henry Halleck (5 episodes, 2013)

Walton Goggins   ...    Richard Ewell (5 episodes, 2013)

Gary LeVox   ...    Sergeant Combs (5 episodes, 2013)

Damian Lewis   ...    James B. McPherson (5 episodes, 2013)

Carl Edwards   ...    John B. Gordon (5 episodes)

Trace Adkins   ...    John Gregg (4 episodes, 2013)

Kim Delaney   ...    Mary Todd Lincoln (4 episodes, 2013)

Neal McDonough   ...    Joseph Hooker (4 episodes, 2013)

Bill Paxton   ...    Thomas Jackson (4 episodes, 2013)

John Scurti   ...    Ambrose Burnside (4 episodes, 2013)

Nick Searcy   ...    Joseph E. Johnston (4 episodes, 2013)

Paige Turco   ...    Sallie Corbell Pickett (4 episodes, 2013)

Laura Bell Bundy   ...    Abby Dunlap (4 episodes)

Jay DeMarcus   ...    Jesse Dunlap (4 episodes)

Powers Boothe   ...    Albert Sidney Johnston (3 episodes, 2013)

Matthew Rogers   ...    Rufus Ingalls (3 episodes, 2013)

Patrick Gorman   ...    Charles F. Smith (2 episodes, 2013)

Kix Brooks   ...    Winfield Scott Hancock (2 episodes)

Sara Evans   ...    Varina Davis (2 episodes)

I don't know where to start, man.  Dwight Yoakam will probably be a baddass Meade, but WHAT THE FUCK IS POWERS BOOTHE DOING WITH A MINOR 3 EPISODE ROLE, AND FUCKING JOHNSTON AT THAT

The rest of this...I just...I...speechless.

[Neil]

Would it be alright for Eddie Murphy to show up as Frederick Douglass?

[Ed Anger]

Ha! I was guessing Grissom was in it. 

[CountDeMoney]

Would it be alright for Eddie Murphy to show up as Frederick Douglass?

I'd prefer Jamie Foxx.

[Ed Anger]

Would it be alright for Eddie Murphy to show up as Frederick Douglass?

Mike Meyers as his plucky white friend.

[Neil]

Would it be alright for Eddie Murphy to show up as Frederick Douglass?

I'd prefer Jamie Foxx.

Why not just go for Kanye?