TV/Movies Megathread

[Kleves]

Lockout. What the fuck, Guy Pearce?

[CountDeMoney]

Verdict: I'd fuck Marion Cotillard into the stratosphere, even if she's an idiot who thinks 9/11 was a CIA plot.

I'd want to pound that bump in her forehead back down with my dick.

[Eddie Teach]

Hey, CDM, if you're trying to be all edgy and shit with your avatar/title combo, you really ought to replace Mola Ram with Transformer Kid.

[CountDeMoney]

Fuck you.  Cinema heathens.

I don't expect any less from a forum that prefers Tombstone over Wyatt Earp anyway.  Philistines.

[Tonitrus]

Gotta support the ToD love...

[Neil]

Austrian archaeologist lady is hotter than annoying singer lady.

[Tonitrus]

For Indy gals, Karen Allen tops the blondies.

[Tonitrus]

"A Face in the Crowd".

Pretty good.  Andy Griffith was good as the star, of course, but I actually thought the understated Walter Matthau was the best actor in the film.

[Tonitrus]

"The Snow Walker"

A passable Canadian film using the tired plot of "asshole white guy carrying a sick Inuit hottie in his bush plane, crashes, freaks out, and then goes all "Dances with Hottie Inuit" to learn how to survive on the tundra after his white-man ways lead him to black fly-bitten despair".

2 wrestled-to-death-caribou out of 10.  And those 2 are only because the Inuit actress was damned cute.

[CountDeMoney]

"A Face in the Crowd".

Pretty good.  Andy Griffith was good as the star, of course, but I actually thought the understated Walter Matthau was the best actor in the film.

Awesome movie.

[Ed Anger]

"The Snow Walker"

A passable Canadian film using the tired plot of "asshole white guy carrying a sick Inuit hottie in his bush plane, crashes, freaks out, and then goes all "Dances with Hottie Inuit" to learn how to survive on the tundra after his white-man ways lead him to black fly-bitten despair".

2 wrestled-to-death-caribou out of 10.  And those 2 are only because the Inuit actress was damned cute.

Ugh, Canadian flicks.

[Tonitrus]

"A Face in the Crowd".

Pretty good.  Andy Griffith was good as the star, of course, but I actually thought the understated Walter Matthau was the best actor in the film.

Awesome movie.

My favorite emo-quote from Matthau's character, who has an obvious crush on the leading lady (who herself lusts after the Andy Griffith character)...

"For a mild man, you sound vicious."             

"Didn't you know?  All mild men are vicious.  They hate themselves for being mild and the extroverts whose violence...has a strange attraction for nice girls who should know better."

[Eddie Teach]

Sherlock Holmes 2. Alright, not as good as first.

[Kleves]

The Raid: Redemption. Awesome. 

[CountDeMoney]

"And I looked, and behold a trailer: and his name that sat on him was Stupid, and Stupidity followed with him...."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl8WlbSL0AU