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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Savonarola

Star Trek Beyond (2016)

I didn't see the second one in the reboot series, but as compared to the first the Treknobabble has become considerably more egregious, and the deus ex machina Treknology at the end was so monumentally stupid that everyone with a STEM degree should get a free slap on director Justin Lin.

It's obvious that Lin was a director from the Fast and Furious series, since the focus is on fight scenes, explosions and chases.  The cast is enjoyable in their quieter moments, but those are few and far between.  As such the film isn't a bad action film; not one of the better Star Trek pictures, but enjoyable enough for what it is.
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Liep

Rewatching Independence Day. It's much more horrible than I thought it would be. I remember it being fun, but now I can't look beyond the bad dialogue, acting, plot, cliches (maybe it originated some of them though :P)
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Admiral Yi

Independence Day is a phenomenally bad movie.  I can't think of a single scene that is not cringe-inducing.

Sheilbh

Quote from: Liep on August 03, 2016, 02:02:34 PM
Rewatching Independence Day. It's much more horrible than I thought it would be. I remember it being fun, but now I can't look beyond the bad dialogue, acting, plot, cliches (maybe it originated some of them though :P)
It is a delight :contract:

(Re-watch on a regular basis)
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Liep

It'll win me back over again when the he does the speech. :cry:
"Af alle latterlige Ting forekommer det mig at være det allerlatterligste at have travlt" - Kierkegaard

"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

Liep

Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 03, 2016, 03:03:21 PM
Independence Day is a phenomenally bad movie.  I can't think of a single scene that is not cringe-inducing.

True. So far the only good thing has been the first few scenes of the space crafts entering the atmosphere, that still looks cool 20 years after.
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"JamenajmenømahrmDÆ!DÆ! Æhvnårvaæhvadlelæh! Hvor er det crazy, det her, mand!" - Uffe Elbæk

The Brain

Independence Day is horrible garbage.
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Quote from: Savonarola on August 03, 2016, 01:26:37 PM
Star Trek Beyond (2016)

I didn't see the second one in the reboot series, but as compared to the first the Treknobabble has become considerably more egregious, and the deus ex machina Treknology at the end was so monumentally stupid that everyone with a STEM degree should get a free slap on director Justin Lin.

It's obvious that Lin was a director from the Fast and Furious series, since the focus is on fight scenes, explosions and chases.  The cast is enjoyable in their quieter moments, but those are few and far between.  As such the film isn't a bad action film; not one of the better Star Trek pictures, but enjoyable enough for what it is.

I was kind of amazed that most people reactions to the news that the guy who did 29 Fast and Furious movies was taking over the Star Trek franchise was generally very positive. Like what ST really needed was more brainless action and "cool" chase scenes.

I figured someone, either myself or them, was really missing the point of Star Trek as a franchise.

I am bummed out that it seems my fears were accurate, and ST has been turned into a shallow popcorn action flick even more so than ever...?
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The Larch

Independence Day is fucking terrible.

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Still enjoying 'Versailles'
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CountDeMoney

Quote from: The Larch on August 03, 2016, 05:42:14 PM
Independence Day is fucking terrible.

...He says before he even goes to see it, because as we all know, The Larch isn't so naive as to believe that Independence Day wouldn't be fucking terrible, and would be too intelligent to even bother to try to find out...

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Quote from: Sheilbh on August 03, 2016, 03:07:41 PM
Quote from: Liep on August 03, 2016, 02:02:34 PM
Rewatching Independence Day. It's much more horrible than I thought it would be. I remember it being fun, but now I can't look beyond the bad dialogue, acting, plot, cliches (maybe it originated some of them though :P)
It is a delight :contract:

(Re-watch on a regular basis)

Agreed.
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ID4 was dumb, enjoyable fun.

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Quote from: Admiral Yi on August 03, 2016, 03:03:21 PM
Independence Day is a phenomenally bad movie.  I can't think of a single scene that is not cringe-inducing.

The White House explosion.
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