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Started by Eddie Teach, March 06, 2011, 09:29:27 AM

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Eddie Teach

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D+ is definitely "bad". Of course, the way Ide grades, a C+ is "bad".
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The  Class of 92- Documentary about the players that came through the early 90s Man Utd youth system. It would make an awsome dramatised film, thought that was what it was going to be when I first heard about it. Shame.
It was actually kind of depressing for some reason. I guess it was that it talked about guys I've never heard of who didn't make it, in the same breath as those who became mega stars.

Quote from: viper37 on January 12, 2014, 03:44:44 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 10, 2014, 07:36:57 PM

Things I've watched lately, some of which I will review:

Byzantium (2013).  Boredom!  Stupidity!  Breasts!  (Spellus, you make a fine point, though someone needs to run her character through about five hundred "rain in Spains.") C
Your scale is fucking weird!
C is supposed to be "average", and you said previously it wasn't "bad".
Byzantium deserves no better than D+, and I'm in a generous mood tonight.
C is a passing grade. If something isn't bad then it doesn't deserve a D. C is quite thoroughly average.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Ideologue on January 10, 2014, 07:36:57 PM



Pinocchio (1940).  This plot is retarded!  YET MONSTRO! B+

The guy who turns kids into donkeys and then sells them to work in salt mines must be the most evil villain in Disney history that gets away scott free.
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jimmy olsen

Quote from: Berkut on January 11, 2014, 02:26:49 PM


You might as well argue that it isn't plausible that the Federation would form in Star Trek, or that it isn't plausible that elves would ally with humans in the Lord of the Rings, or that super fascist nation states would dominate the world in 1984. None of those are "plausible" but they are the basis for the universe the author has created, and you simply have to accept that in THAT universe, that is what has happened.

What exactly do you mean by plausible?

If the Elves don't ally with the humans then Morgoth/Sauron wins.
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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viper37

Quote from: Scipio on January 11, 2014, 06:26:53 PM
Be nice to Tricia- her in-laws are good friends of mine, and own the best music venue in Hattiesburg.

Also, she's frickin' hot.
I have nothing against her, if you re-read what I posted, it's clear I admire her, and not only for her looks.

I really do believe she is a talented actress, and I will admit it took me a while to realize it, because she just seemed "a pretty looking girl" to me at first; only when I saw her in a guest role on Supernatural did I realize how talented she was.

It's just the show I don't like.  I think she does well with the material she's given, I can truly believe she's a Texas Ranger all like she portrays it (contrary to many shows where the girl just don't look&act like a cop or a soldier).  But the show is highly unimaginative.  Something like Justified is miles ahead of this series.
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viper37

Quote from: Tyr on January 12, 2014, 03:53:54 AM
The  Class of 92- Documentary about the players that came through the early 90s Man Utd youth system. It would make an awsome dramatised film, thought that was what it was going to be when I first heard about it. Shame.
It was actually kind of depressing for some reason. I guess it was that it talked about guys I've never heard of who didn't make it, in the same breath as those who became mega stars.

Quote from: viper37 on January 12, 2014, 03:44:44 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 10, 2014, 07:36:57 PM

Things I've watched lately, some of which I will review:

Byzantium (2013).  Boredom!  Stupidity!  Breasts!  (Spellus, you make a fine point, though someone needs to run her character through about five hundred "rain in Spains.") C
Your scale is fucking weird!
C is supposed to be "average", and you said previously it wasn't "bad".
Byzantium deserves no better than D+, and I'm in a generous mood tonight.
C is a passing grade. If something isn't bad then it doesn't deserve a D. C is quite thoroughly average.
I think Byzantium is bad.
I don't do meditation.  I drink alcohol to relax, like normal people.

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Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 12, 2014, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 10, 2014, 07:36:57 PM



Pinocchio (1940).  This plot is retarded!  YET MONSTRO! B+

The guy who turns kids into donkeys and then sells them to work in salt mines must be the most evil villain in Disney history that gets away scott free.

Old Disney movies are so un-PC by today's standards it's ridiculous. Dumbo is so wrong on so many levels in that regard: the racist depiction of the crow characters, Dumbo having an LSD trip after drinking soap, no way that could released in this day and age.  :D

jimmy olsen

It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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Syt

Quote from: celedhring on January 12, 2014, 05:34:31 AM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on January 12, 2014, 03:56:45 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on January 10, 2014, 07:36:57 PM



Pinocchio (1940).  This plot is retarded!  YET MONSTRO! B+

The guy who turns kids into donkeys and then sells them to work in salt mines must be the most evil villain in Disney history that gets away scott free.

Old Disney movies are so un-PC by today's standards it's ridiculous. Dumbo is so wrong on so many levels in that regard: the racist depiction of the crow characters, Dumbo having an LSD trip after drinking soap, no way that could released in this day and age.  :D

Alice in Wonderland is one big acid trip. Not to mention the smoking caterpillar.
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Ideologue

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 12, 2014, 03:47:38 AM
:huh:

D+ is definitely "bad". Of course, the way Ide grades, a C+ is "bad".

Correct.

I'll forego the usual "C average students mop floors for a living" metaphor and just say that, although I feel there are some qualitative differences, quantitatively the A+ through F scale actually maps perfectly onto a 4 star system--and a C is equivalent to one and half of them, not usually considered a good rating, not so as you'd put on the poster anyway.

Anyway, the D-range is for films that actively offend me.
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Quote from: Ideologue on January 12, 2014, 06:58:39 AM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on January 12, 2014, 03:47:38 AM
:huh:

D+ is definitely "bad". Of course, the way Ide grades, a C+ is "bad".

Correct.

I'll forego the usual "C average students mop floors for a living" metaphor and just say that, although I feel there are some qualitative differences, quantitatively the A+ through F scale actually maps perfectly onto a 4 star system--and a C is equivalent to one and half of them, not usually considered a good rating, not so as you'd put on the poster anyway.

Anyway, the D-range is for films that actively offend me.

And what kind of film deserves an F, then?

I'd argue that a C is equivalent to a 2 star review. Not terrible, but nothing to write home about either.

Scipio

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. This is the big action flick with Famke Janssen, Gemma Arterton, and Jeremy Renner, directed by the Dead Snow guy. Actually quite enjoyable, in a totally stupid steampunk way. Makes Wanted look like a Merchant Ivory production. I'd give it a C+/B-. Lots of great scene chewing from Peter Stormare and Famke Janssen (who despite her age is still damn hot).
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Ideologue

Quote from: El LarchoAnd what kind of film deserves an F, then?

I'd argue that a C is equivalent to a 2 star review. Not terrible, but nothing to write home about either.

Like I said, it maps totally, A+ = 4, F = 0; but I agree that it does seem nicer, in that a "B" sounds so much better than "two and a half stars" (famously, the grade Leonard Maltin gave Laserblast).  And that's well, because at 0, .5., and 1, or F, D, and D+, you're differentiating between crap that you truly hate.  I didn't hate Byzantium, though, which is at a base level a competently-made picture and not at all devoid of points of interest, although it is a little dull and more than a little dumb; so it earned its C.

C's aren't average, anyway, B's are--but I will say that, as far as marquee titles go, the average is probably somewhere between C+ (marginally disappointing, I felt cheated) and B (basically okay, recommendable with caveats, I would watch this again sometime).

But to answer your question, an F is for true failures, that are--for all intents and purposes--devoid of anything worth watching.  So, it's also a rare grade, and the only Fs I can think of off the top of my head are Hunger Games, Battle Royale II, After Last Season, Aerograd, and Zontar, the Thing From Venus (a few films from the MST3K canon are probably Fs too, e.g. The Beast of Yucca Flats, but I've never seen them in their original forms, so can only say they're so bad and boring even riffing doesn't make them fully watchable).  I didn't see an F at all in 2013, although one is very, very close.
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