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Started by The Brain, April 18, 2010, 03:22:25 PM

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lustindarkness

In other news, my left arm fell asleep last night.

I had pins and needles for like 30 minutes after the blood started flowing. :pinch:

First I was like "Can I just cut it off so I can go back to sleep? :mad:" After a while I was like "I may have to amputate it becasue it is dead. :( ".
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

DGuller

Quote from: lustindarkness on January 24, 2014, 11:59:56 AM
In other news, my left arm fell asleep last night.

I had pins and needles for like 30 minutes after the blood started flowing. :pinch:

First I was like "Can I just cut it off so I can go back to sleep? :mad:" After a while I was like "I may have to amputate it becasue it is dead. :( ".
It's not dead, but it's probably dying if it takes that long to reboot it.  I hope you're right-handed? :unsure:

Eddie Teach

My hands are always like that, you learn to live with it.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

I was carded at the liquor store. Again.

Later I went to a supermarket that was much bigger than my regular supermarket.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Eddie Teach

Quote from: The Brain on February 02, 2014, 04:06:07 AM
I was carded at the liquor store. Again.

You know, some stores have a policy of carding everyone.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

Quote from: Peter Wiggin on February 02, 2014, 04:17:41 AM
Quote from: The Brain on February 02, 2014, 04:06:07 AM
I was carded at the liquor store. Again.

You know, some stores have a policy of carding everyone.

This chain does not. :)

And it's the only chain in town.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

Today in the subway a wino/junkie hurled mild abuse at passersby.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

An elderly woman was triggered by a Black Sails ad poster to launch into a loud rant about how Jesus is awesome and how Satan is just a horrible, horrible person. Like most of my social encounters this took place in the subway.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

lustindarkness

Quote from: The Brain on February 23, 2014, 05:27:09 AM
An elderly woman was triggered by a Black Sails ad poster to launch into a loud rant about how Jesus is awesome and how Satan is just a horrible, horrible person. Like most of my social encounters this took place in the subway.

I don't think you are a horrible horrible person.
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Capetan Mihali

I have "Dragostea Din Tei (Numa Numa)" stuck in my head. :frusty: :bleeding:

"The internet's completely over. [...] The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you."
-- Prince, 2010. (R.I.P.)

Brezel


Admiral Yi

Last night was a zoo at my karaoke joint.  A pimping of South Chicago banger transplants decide to show up and get in all the ladies' faces.  Half the white women decide to go ballistic and start cat fights.  A couple of extraneous ornery farm boy rednecks to balance out the stew.  I spent half the night snuffing out potential trouble.


The Brain

Today I saw Don Giovanni. I especially liked the commendatore scene. :)
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

The Brain

I just squeezed out a grade A turd, big and firm (but not hard).
Women want me. Men want to be with me.