Everyday Adventures

[sbr]

I almost collided with billionaire and Nike co-founder Phil Knight coming out of an elevator a few minutes ago.

Did you invite him to Languish?

There were a bunch of things I wished I had said as I walked away and realized who he was.  That isnt in my Top 100 though.

[Capetan Mihali]

You know, I've just been realizing that I get great customer service pretty much everywhere I am, even in proverbially rude places like Paris or Boston, or from proverbially rude people like African-American federal bureaucracy employees.

Either all the people bitching need to examine their own behavior more closely, or I'm just a damn endearing guy.

[Capetan Mihali]

Ugh.     I just popped into Rite Aid to see if by chance they had any seltzer... nope, not there with the soda... Ah, but here's some Rite Aid brand seltzer in the fridge section... Hmm, it's all flavored... Well, that's OK, I'll just grab it anyways...

  This is the seltzer they make for obese gentile women, not me.  Fucking 50% Splenda bare minimum.

[derspiess]

I was at BK today (ha garbon!) and a garbage feeder pushed past me on his way into the restaurant. Fucking filth, I thought. Then a while later and a few blocks away I was making my way through the hordes of tourists on my way to Old Town, when this same guy gets in my way for a second. I was like fuck man! If I had been carrying I would have capped his bitch ass right there. For sure.

[Caliga]

I was at BK today (ha garbon!) and a garbage feeder pushed past me on his way into the restaurant. Fucking filth, I thought. Then a while later and a few blocks away I was making my way through the hordes of tourists on my way to Old Town, when this same guy gets in my way for a second. I was like fuck man! If I had been carrying I would have capped his bitch ass right there. For sure.

Swedes are a violent people.

[The Brain]

I was at BK today (ha garbon!) and a garbage feeder pushed past me on his way into the restaurant. Fucking filth, I thought. Then a while later and a few blocks away I was making my way through the hordes of tourists on my way to Old Town, when this same guy gets in my way for a second. I was like fuck man! If I had been carrying I would have capped his bitch ass right there. For sure.

Swedes are a violent people.

We have much to be violent about.

[The Brain]

It was hot today. If you like statuesque tanned blonde women in revealing outfits Stockholm is a nice place right now.

[garbon]

Just took a walk up to Central Park. Lovely day.

[Admiral Yi]

I think two Mormon missionaries might have just moved in to the apartment building next door.

[mongers]

I think two Mormon missionaries might have just moved in to the apartment building next door.

Coincidentally, as I was on my way home last-night, I passed the local boozer just as two mormon missionaries were entering it. 

[DGuller]

I think two Mormon missionaries might have just moved in to the apartment building next door.

Coincidentally, as I was on my way home last-night, I passed the local boozer just as two mormon missionaries were entering it. 

Can you think of a better place to meet non-Mormons? 

[mongers]

I think two Mormon missionaries might have just moved in to the apartment building next door.

Coincidentally, as I was on my way home last-night, I passed the local boozer just as two mormon missionaries were entering it. 

Can you think of a better place to meet non-Mormons? 

Sorry, you're right, I was just hoping there might have been a chance that they were temporarily giving into the dark side.   

[The Brain]

Today I ate beet.

[Admiral Yi]

My first great-nephew just popped.

[Ed Anger]

My first great-nephew just popped.

Congrats. Mine is almost 2 , and the little shit is already bumming money off me. Dame quarter thief.