Everyday Adventures

[Syt]

A guy in the subway sat next to me, reading L. Ron Hubbard's A History of Man. I didn't ask him if he was reading it ironically.

[Eddie Teach]

Whatever happened to the Euroattitude that short pants can only be worn by children?

I wasn't aware that such an attitude existed.

I would have called it old-fashioned, not European.

[Admiral Yi]

I wasn't aware that such an attitude existed.

I can definitely recall some conversations from Paradox or the early days of Languish in which Yuros gave Americans grief for wearing shorts.

[The Brain]

I wasn't aware that such an attitude existed.

I can definitely recall some conversations from Paradox or the early days of Languish in which Yuros gave Americans grief for wearing shorts.

Americans are obese, which makes it important to cover your body as much as possible,

[Jacob]

I wasn't aware that such an attitude existed.

I can definitely recall some conversations from Paradox or the early days of Languish in which Yuros gave Americans grief for wearing shorts.

Keep in mind that Germans are basically the Americans of Europe.

[11B4V]

I bought a belt, summer shorts, two pants, four short-sleeve shirts and four white t-shirts today.

Whatever happened to the Euroattitude that short pants can only be worn by children?

Same with sandles.

[11B4V]

For the record, I did not ask for advice during my blueberry poisoning episode.  I was too paralyzed to post.  I only shared my experience once I figured a way out of my predicament. 

Thanks for the break. You should do that more often. 

[Legbiter]

I just came back from Norway. Saw some trees.

[The Brain]

I was at BK today (ha garbon!) and a garbage feeder pushed past me on his way into the restaurant. Fucking filth, I thought. Then a while later and a few blocks away I was making my way through the hordes of tourists on my way to Old Town, when this same guy gets in my way for a second. I was like fuck man! If I had been carrying I would have capped his bitch ass right there. For sure.

[Liep]

The silent scorn, a true Nordic tradition.

[Eddie Teach]

I was at BK today (ha garbon!) and a garbage feeder pushed past me on his way into the restaurant. Fucking filth, I thought. Then a while later and a few blocks away I was making my way through the hordes of tourists on my way to Old Town, when this same guy gets in my way for a second. I was like fuck man! If I had been carrying I would have capped his bitch ass right there. For sure.

You have two fists, don't you?

[The Brain]

I was at BK today (ha garbon!) and a garbage feeder pushed past me on his way into the restaurant. Fucking filth, I thought. Then a while later and a few blocks away I was making my way through the hordes of tourists on my way to Old Town, when this same guy gets in my way for a second. I was like fuck man! If I had been carrying I would have capped his bitch ass right there. For sure.

You have two fists, don't you?

They are my painting hands.

[Eddie Teach]

[sbr]

I almost collided with billionaire and Nike co-founder Phil Knight coming out of an elevator a few minutes ago.

[The Brain]

I almost collided with billionaire and Nike co-founder Phil Knight coming out of an elevator a few minutes ago.

Did you invite him to Languish?