Everyday Adventures

[Martinus]

I saw Swedish band Johnossi today.

Yes I was the oldest motherfucker in the crowd. Screw you.

I'm surprised you weren't arrested. Pedo.

[The Brain]

I saw Swedish band Johnossi today.

Yes I was the oldest motherfucker in the crowd. Screw you.

I'm surprised you weren't arrested. Pedo.

Many chicks in the crowd were over 14.

[Admiral Yi]

I saw Swedish band Johnossi today.

Yes I was the oldest motherfucker in the crowd. Screw you.

In the US they're marketed as the Jonas Brothers.

[Tonitrus]

Gorgeous day, went for a run.  Saw a few hotties on the trail. 

[Ed Anger]

I need to take a dump.

[Tonitrus]

I need to take a dump.

Don't take a dump on any hotties...you're not German.

[Ed Anger]

I need to take a dump.

Don't take a dump on any hotties...you're not German.

Ewww.

[Tonitrus]

A knock at the door...

"Good afternoon!  I am here to talk to you about (insert giant list of environmental causes here).....bar bar bar"

Phone rings.

"Oh, go ahead and go answer that."

Ok.

"This is a recording to inform you (some crap about a credit card I have)."

Back to the door holding the phone...."Sorry, this call is going to take a while."


It's like two crappy things cancelling each other out. 

[sbr]

I guess two wrongs do make a right.

[Caliga]

"Oh, go ahead and go answer that."

You should have said "Don't tell me what to do BITCH."

[The Brain]

Neighbors above me are having social fun with Singstar.

[The Brain]

There were two Japanese women on the bus today.

[The Brain]

Two super cute bambis and their deer mom were playing outside my window just now.

[The Brain]

The two young chicks manning my local Thai today would make the Languish yellow fever population mastrubtate fuirolsy.

[Zoupa]

The two young chicks manning my local Thai today would make the Languish yellow fever population mastrubtate fuirolsy.

You tease and tease.