Crippling hatred of Yankeedom

[Ed Anger]

I used to visit my grandparents up in the mountains until one day I woke up and thought, "Why am I depriving myself of civilization and modernity?"

Well we just got a Papa Johns out here, Mr. City Slicker Fancy Pants! 

WOW.

[Jaron]

I want to be a colonel !

You can be by dog robber.

I guess I'll need to learn that Kentucky English before I proceed with this goal..

[Ed Anger]

Also, the Yankees of the board have seized control of this thread. Winfield Scott Hancock has been named military governor of this thread. mew.

[garbon]

I used to visit my grandparents up in the mountains until one day I woke up and thought, "Why am I depriving myself of civilization and modernity?"

Well we just got a Papa Johns out here, Mr. City Slicker Fancy Pants! 

[Ed Anger]

I want to be a colonel !

You can be by dog robber.

I guess I'll need to learn that Kentucky English before I proceed with this goal..

Archaic military term for an aide or gofer to a high ranking officer.

[garbon]

Brain is a dog disrober.

[The Brain]

Brain is a dog disrober.

[Capetan Mihali]

Brain is a dog disrober.

You should see what they're wearing these days... knit sweaters and everything!

[Caliga]

I guess I'll need to learn that Kentucky English before I proceed with this goal..

"Y'all" or "You all" = second person plural pronoun
"I was for sure" = read as "I was sure"
"Please do this timely" = "Please do this in a timely manner/fashion"
"To go cup" = "Would you like a refill for the road?"
"Bill, please" = "Check, please"
"Luavul" = "Louisville"
"Warshington D.C." = "Washington D.C."
"Yew Kay" = "University of Kentucky"
"Yew Vell" = "University of Louisville"
"Go trade" = "Go shopping"
"Dressing" = the lettuce, onions, tomatoes, and shit you put on a burger
"Coke" = any carbonated beverage

[Caliga]

Oh, I forgot one:

"You're fine" = "Don't worry, you did not offend, anger, or annoy me with your words and/or behavior."

[The Brain]

Oh, I forgot one:

"You're fine" = "Don't worry, you did not offend, anger, or annoy me with your words and/or behavior."

What a useless phrase.

[Lettow77]

 I was unaware to go cup, dressing and you're fine were distinct to the South.

[lustindarkness]

I like "fixing to" as in going to do something.

[Caliga]

I like "fixing to" as in going to do something.

I don't hear that much here, but I do hear people say "I'm going to fix dinner."

I dunno if that is limited to the South, but never heard it growing up.

[Caliga]

I was unaware to go cup, dressing and you're fine were distinct to the South.

In Massachusetts, not only are you never offered a to go up, but refills are often not free, even on shit like soda that cost them like a penny to make.