Tiger Woods Accident

[CountDeMoney]

I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game."

Your sister probably needed a good fuck.

[Sheilbh]

I like the Sun's headline best:
'I let my family down, I let myself down (And he let his trousers down)'

[alfred russel]

I think the Perkins waitress is attractive. 

[Admiral Yi]

I think the Perkins waitress is attractive. 

The fourth Lee sister, Home.

[alfred russel]

I think the Perkins waitress is attractive. 

The fourth Lee sister, Home.

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[Admiral Yi]

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Are you an AQ mole?

The first three Lee sisters are Ug, Fug, and Buttug.

[jimmy olsen]

???

Are you an AQ mole?

The first three Lee sisters are Ug, Fug, and Buttug.

I also don't get the Lee sisters reference.

[Barrister]

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Are you an AQ mole?

The first three Lee sisters are Ug, Fug, and Buttug.

I also don't get the Lee sisters reference.

He just spelled it out for you. 

[PRC]

I also don't get the Lee sisters reference.

Ug Lee, Fug Lee, Buttug Lee, and the Perkins Waitress: Home Lee.

[DontSayBanana]

I also don't get the Lee sisters reference.

How do you teach English when you don't even speak it?

[Valmy]

I think the Perkins waitress is attractive. 

Yeah she would be attractive if I was dating her, a poor bureaucrat with delusions of grandeur.  But I am not a billionaire with a supermodel wife.

[jimmy olsen]

I also don't get the Lee sisters reference.

Ug Lee, Fug Lee, Buttug Lee, and the Perkins Waitress: Home Lee.

Give me a break, I just woke up and thought he was referencing some sort of show or real people.

[Ed Anger]

Nobody is giving you a break. Nobody wants to either.

[Admiral Yi]

Give me a break, I just woke up and thought he was referencing some sort of show or real people.

I might, just might, be able to cut you some slack on the Lee sisters but I have to come down on you like a ton of bricks for quoting Hillary instead of Banana.

[CountDeMoney]

I have never been able to understand why men of such means continue to fuck themselves up like this.  Whether it's politicians, businessmen, or sports stars.

With such megamillions in his pockets, there exists a class of woman that take cash on the barrelhead, no questions asked, and they are beautiful, discreet, available and do not judge who you are.  And they are into whatever you are into.

But nooooo...you have to diddle the waitress from the fucking Perkins down the street from your house, who then tells the British media that she felt "used and abused".

You deserve that Big Bertha over your head, Tiger.  You dumb fucking chigger.