Tiger Woods Accident

[HisMajestyBOB]

ummmmmm do you have a body shot of his wife? 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=elin+woods

Cool. How do you do that?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lmgtfy&l=1

[stjaba]

Mistress number 5 or 6(seriously!)



I will reserve comment on the other mistresses, but Tiger is drifting dangerously close to Lewinsky territory with this one.

This is 34-year old Mindy Lawton, mistress number whatever for Tiger Woody. The two initially met at a Perkins, where she worked, which is a short drive from Tiger's Windermere estate. According to her family, it was 14-month affair that began in 2007 and the two were in love. Of course. 

Her sister's support was most impressive:

"She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and still looking for a relationship. I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game."

[Ed Anger]

Awesome. Perkins waitresses.

Now I want pancakes.

[Admiral Yi]

Woof.  Maybe Tiger was trying to nail one waitress at each bar and restaurant he ever went to.

[DisturbedPervert]

I love how some broad he's sticking his dick in is suddenly a 'mistress'

[Strix]

Woof.  Maybe Tiger was trying to nail one waitress at each bar and restaurant he ever went to.

It's so much easier to collect coasters or matchbooks.

[Ed Anger]

Next up: Waffle House

[Habbaku]

ummmmmm do you have a body shot of his wife? 

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=elin+woods

Cool. How do you do that?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=lmgtfy&l=1

[LaCroix]

when in doubt, just ask

what would woods do?

this post-manwhoregate era brings victory to men everywhere in the world.

"but honey, tiger woods did it, too!"

[CountDeMoney]

Awesome. Perkins waitresses.

Now I want pancakes.

No shit.  With an eclair chaser.

[CountDeMoney]

Next up: Waffle House

No scrapple at the House.  Tiger's .0012% black blood would divert him elsewhere.

[DontSayBanana]

Next up: Waffle House

But not IHOP.  I ate at an IHOP this morning and the waitresses there were definitely not hittable.  I'd consider slumming it with the manager, though.

[DGuller]

All those women must have incredible personalities.

[jimmy olsen]

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/06/tiger-woods-snl-video_n_381711.html

[HisMajestyBOB]

Mistress number 5 or 6(seriously!)



I will reserve comment on the other mistresses, but Tiger is drifting dangerously close to Lewinsky territory with this one.

This is 34-year old Mindy Lawton, mistress number whatever for Tiger Woody. The two initially met at a Perkins, where she worked, which is a short drive from Tiger's Windermere estate. According to her family, it was 14-month affair that began in 2007 and the two were in love. Of course. 

Her sister's support was most impressive:

"She is extremely, extremely naive, my sister. She is single, never married, never had children and still looking for a relationship. I have to hand it to him. It was brilliant to choose my sister to play his kind of game."

Is it the 80s again?