If no one hears from me again, tell my wife I love her...

Started by Barrister, November 03, 2009, 09:29:04 PM

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Caliga

#45
November 04, 2009, 09:39:57 AM
Quote from: KRonn on November 04, 2009, 09:35:29 AM
Do you get combat barrister pay or something for doing this kind of duty?
:lol:
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Scipio

#46
November 04, 2009, 09:40:09 AM
Beeb- you there, mang?
What I speak out of my mouth is the truth.  It burns like fire.
-Jose Canseco

There you go, giving a fuck when it ain't your turn to give a fuck.
-Every cop, The Wire

"It is always good to be known for one's Krapp."
-John Hurt

Grey Fox

#47
November 04, 2009, 09:52:10 AM
Still asleep.

1 more hour, maybe.
Colonel Caliga is Awesome.

PDH

#48
November 04, 2009, 10:29:44 AM
OMG! I just found this on the web!

QuoteBarrister Found Dead With Frozen Hooker, Balls Still Missing

CBC: Frozen Teat, Yukon

A well know barrister from Whitehorse has been discovered dead this morning, frozen to death while locked in an embrace with a Mexican hooker.  The bodies were discovered in a small, poorly run bordello in this town 10,000 kilometers from any other civilization.

B. "Beeb" Barrister, was known to have frequented American Civil War conventions, Anti-Slavery beat-downs, and Vikings games.  He often wrote fan-fiction for "Sexy-Pleats.com" a notorious website filled with furry pants-porn.

The whereabouts of his balls is not know.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
-Umberto Eco

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-CdM

lustindarkness

#49
November 04, 2009, 11:46:52 AM
Quote from: PDH on November 04, 2009, 10:29:44 AM
OMG! I just found this on the web!

QuoteBarrister Found Dead With Frozen Hooker, Balls Still Missing

CBC: Frozen Teat, Yukon

A well know barrister from Whitehorse has been discovered dead this morning, frozen to death while locked in an embrace with a Mexican hooker.  The bodies were discovered in a small, poorly run bordello in this town 10,000 kilometers from any other civilization.

B. "Beeb" Barrister, was known to have frequented American Civil War conventions, Anti-Slavery beat-downs, and Vikings games.  He often wrote fan-fiction for "Sexy-Pleats.com" a notorious website filled with furry pants-porn.

The whereabouts of his balls is not know.

:lmfao:
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

dps

#50
November 04, 2009, 12:57:47 PM
Quote from: Lucidor on November 04, 2009, 01:26:48 AM
I would make a terrible fuss about it, demanding a room change or if that wasn't possible I'd demand to pay.

I think that I'd refuse to pay, myself.  Though I suppose that it would be easier to get them to accept your demand to pay them for the room.

BuddhaRhubarb

#51
November 04, 2009, 01:06:02 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 04, 2009, 10:29:44 AM
OMG! I just found this on the web!

QuoteBarrister Found Dead With Frozen Hooker, Balls Still Missing

CBC: Frozen Teat, Yukon

A well know barrister from Whitehorse has been discovered dead this morning, frozen to death while locked in an embrace with a Mexican hooker.  The bodies were discovered in a small, poorly run bordello in this town 10,000 kilometers from any other civilization.

B. "Beeb" Barrister, was known to have frequented American Civil War conventions, Anti-Slavery beat-downs, and Vikings games.  He often wrote fan-fiction for "Sexy-Pleats.com" a notorious website filled with furry pants-porn.

The whereabouts of his balls is not know.

:lmfao: potm
:p

KRonn

#52
November 04, 2009, 02:14:06 PM
Quote from: PDH on November 04, 2009, 10:29:44 AM
OMG! I just found this on the web!

QuoteBarrister Found Dead With Frozen Hooker, Balls Still Missing

CBC: Frozen Teat, Yukon

A well know barrister from Whitehorse has been discovered dead this morning, frozen to death while locked in an embrace with a Mexican hooker.  The bodies were discovered in a small, poorly run bordello in this town 10,000 kilometers from any other civilization.

B. "Beeb" Barrister, was known to have frequented American Civil War conventions, Anti-Slavery beat-downs, and Vikings games.  He often wrote fan-fiction for "Sexy-Pleats.com" a notorious website filled with furry pants-porn.

The whereabouts of his balls is not know.
Poor Beeb...

:D

lustindarkness

#53
November 04, 2009, 02:15:39 PM
:( Seedy's nigger fish will not survive the Yukon cold.
Grand Duke of Lurkdom

Malthus

#54
November 04, 2009, 02:16:48 PM
Well, we haven't heard from him for a while. Who has his wife's number?
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

MadImmortalMan

#55
November 04, 2009, 02:51:08 PM
He's probably at work.
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers

crazy canuck

#56
November 04, 2009, 02:57:35 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 03, 2009, 09:29:04 PM
So I'm stuck in the crappiest hotel ever in Ross River, Yukon.

There's a forecast overnight low of -18C.  The heater is blasting out cold air.

There's a rangetop that I've cranked up to try and generate some heat, but I'm already covering myself with one blanket, and it's only 6pm.

If I freeze to death overnight, I'll miss you guys, and someone should call my wife up and tell her I lover her.

Luxury!

I was once in a flea bitten hotel room near Meckenzie BC in the middle of winter where I crashed into the bed after a hard day of hearings only to find the blankets were paper thin, the heater didn't work and then I looked up to see that someone had carved the words "Fuck You" into the ceiling above my bed".  Oh, and I walked uphill, both ways, to the hearing and back in socks filled with glass.

KRonn

#57
November 04, 2009, 03:22:21 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on November 04, 2009, 02:57:35 PM
Quote from: Barrister on November 03, 2009, 09:29:04 PM
So I'm stuck in the crappiest hotel ever in Ross River, Yukon.

There's a forecast overnight low of -18C.  The heater is blasting out cold air.

There's a rangetop that I've cranked up to try and generate some heat, but I'm already covering myself with one blanket, and it's only 6pm.

If I freeze to death overnight, I'll miss you guys, and someone should call my wife up and tell her I lover her.

Luxury!

I was once in a flea bitten hotel room near Meckenzie BC in the middle of winter where I crashed into the bed after a hard day of hearings only to find the blankets were paper thin, the heater didn't work and then I looked up to see that someone had carved the words "Fuck You" into the ceiling above my bed".  Oh, and I walked uphill, both ways, to the hearing and back in socks filled with glass.
It's a mystery to me how you guys even survive in the frozen, dragon infested outback called Canada!   :huh:

Savonarola

#58
November 04, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
Quote from: KRonn on November 04, 2009, 03:22:21 PM

It's a mystery to me how you guys even survive in the frozen, dragon infested outback called Canada!   :huh:

Only white dragons are native to Canada; they're the weakest type.
In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock

MadImmortalMan

#59
November 04, 2009, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: Savonarola on November 04, 2009, 03:24:42 PM
Quote from: KRonn on November 04, 2009, 03:22:21 PM

It's a mystery to me how you guys even survive in the frozen, dragon infested outback called Canada!   :huh:

Only white dragons are native to Canada; they're the weakest type.

:lmfao:
"Stability is destabilizing." --Hyman Minsky

"Complacency can be a self-denying prophecy."
"We have nothing to fear but lack of fear itself." --Larry Summers
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