If no one hears from me again, tell my wife I love her...

[DGuller]

How are your nuts holding up?

They're fine. His wife has them in her purse back in Whitehorse.

[Tamas]

I don't get it: why didn't he ask for an other room? 

[Barrister]

I don't get it: why didn't he ask for an other room? 

Small hotel - there was no other room.

In fact when I first showed up they told me they'd cancelled my reservation entirely (instead of just cancelling one of two reservations as they were supposed to).

[Barrister]

Anyways, goodnight.  Here's hoping I don't freeze to death during the night.

[DGuller]

Anyways, goodnight.  Here's hoping I don't freeze to death during the night.

If it's any consolation, I heard it was an easy death.

[Monoriu]

*Removes Yukon on the list of places I must visit before dying*

[Tonitrus]

*Removes Yukon on the list of places I must visit before dying*

To be fair, it appears Ross River is just a tad off the beaten path.

[DisturbedPervert]

*Removes Yukon on the list of places I must visit before dying*

At least during the winter

[Sophie Scholl]

*Removes Yukon on the list of places I must visit before dying*

At least during the winter

Pffft.... It's still Fall.

[Caliga]

Anyways, goodnight.  Here's hoping I don't freeze to death during the night.

...can you hear me, C.P. Beeb....
...can you hear me, C.P. Beeb....
...can you hear me, C.P. Beeb....

[CountDeMoney]

If I freeze to death overnight, I'll miss you guys, and someone should call my wife up and tell her I lover her.

Don't worry, I'll take care of her.  Because I know you'd want it that way.

Oh, and BTW, I didn't know you had a thing for pregnant, non-asian chicks.

And also, because my wife is awesome that way, if you try and tie her up she'll rip your lungs out.  Just so you know.  Otherwise, thanks for playing daddy to my unborn child.

I always wanted a family.  So I'll take yours.

[Korea]

Are you still alive?

[Josquius]

You could have opened up every application possible on your computer and turned it into a lovely radioactive hot water bottle.

[grumbler]

The man had a hooker obsession.

That'd be Ed.






The man loves his civil war hijacks.

[KRonn]

Too funny BB. Enjoy your stay at one of Yukon's least posh hotels!   

Hey, at least you can keep your food refrigerated just by keeping it in your room.     Do you get combat barrister pay or something for doing this kind of duty?