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Started by Vince, March 10, 2009, 12:51:57 PM

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jimmy olsen

#705
August 25, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 05:58:34 PM
I'm prepared for another year of mediocrity.
Wow, you're optimistic about the Bengals chances!  :D
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MadImmortalMan

#706
August 25, 2009, 06:03:15 PM
We need to move a team to Vegas. That would revitalize the league. The Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders would have nothing on Vegas. They could only show the games on pay-per-view.
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Ed Anger

#707
August 25, 2009, 06:03:18 PM
Quote from: jimmy olsen on August 25, 2009, 06:01:05 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 05:58:34 PM
I'm prepared for another year of mediocrity.
Wow, you're optimistic about the Bengals chances!  :D

I see no reason to get my hopes up. Ravens and Steelers are going to rape them in the division.
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Ed Anger

#708
August 25, 2009, 06:04:05 PM
Quote from: MadImmortalMan on August 25, 2009, 06:03:15 PM
We need to move a team to Vegas. That would revitalize the league. The Dallas Cowboys' cheerleaders would have nothing on Vegas. They could only show the games on pay-per-view.

I think the new UFL has a Vegas team. But it is going to be like the XFL: Hilariously bad.
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Vince

#709
August 25, 2009, 06:21:07 PM
Quote from: callmeclemens on August 25, 2009, 05:48:32 PM
Dear Mark Sanchez,
Why did you let Kellen Clemens out perform you last night? Hell you pretty much let Eric Ainge out perform you?

Dear New York Jets,
Please get Rex Grossman, if we're going to suck really hard this season can we atleast pretend fundamentals don't exsist at the quarterback position?

Had to DVR the game because I had class so I haven't seen it yet but I expected Sanchez to get his ass handed to him since this is the Ravens we're talking about.  Unless KC stages a major comeback Sanchez is probably still going to start in the opener. 

Neil

#710
August 25, 2009, 07:08:56 PM
Quote from: callmeclemens on August 25, 2009, 05:48:32 PM
Dear Mark Sanchez,
Why did you let Kellen Clemens out perform you last night? Hell you pretty much let Eric Ainge out perform you?
He played the first team D.  Clemens and Ainge were playing the second-stringers and guys who won't make the team.  That's why I'm not worried that the Ravens' special teams play looked like a bunch of limp-dicked faggots last night.
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citizen k

#711
August 26, 2009, 01:40:15 AM
Seahawks sign Edgerrin James for one year contract.

callmeclemens

#712
August 26, 2009, 07:37:59 AM Last Edit: August 26, 2009, 07:39:30 AM by callmeclemens
Quote from: Vince on August 25, 2009, 06:21:07 PM



Had to DVR the game because I had class so I haven't seen it yet but I expected Sanchez to get his ass handed to him since this is the Ravens we're talking about.  Unless KC stages a major comeback Sanchez is probably still going to start in the opener.



His first pass was a pick six. There's no way In hell we can give this team back to Kellen, does anyone Remember Thanksgiving 07? 34-3.

callmeclemens

#713
August 26, 2009, 07:41:25 AM
Has anyone heard the Names of the UFL Teams:
Las Vega Locamotives
New York Sentinals
San Fransisco Rock Fish
Orlando Tuskers

Grey Fox

#714
August 26, 2009, 07:55:39 AM
It's the California Redwoods
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Valmy

#715
August 26, 2009, 07:57:28 AM
Quote from: callmeclemens on August 26, 2009, 07:41:25 AM
Has anyone heard the Names of the UFL Teams:
Las Vega Locamotives
New York Sentinals
San Fransisco Rock Fish
Orlando Tuskers

No and I anticipate this will be the last time I hear them.
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derspiess

#716
August 26, 2009, 08:34:25 AM
Quote from: CountDeMoney on August 24, 2009, 09:19:24 PM
A very interesting article from ESPN for your sucker Bengals fans out there.

Yeah I mentioned the banner guy before.  He may have a point, but he needs to get a life.
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Valmy

#717
August 26, 2009, 08:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 06:03:18 PM
I see no reason to get my hopes up. Ravens and Steelers are going to rape them in the division.

With Cedric Benson carrying the ball you are destined to always lose to Oklahoma....I mean destined for glory.
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Ed Anger

#718
August 26, 2009, 08:40:06 AM
Quote from: Valmy on August 26, 2009, 08:38:15 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 25, 2009, 06:03:18 PM
I see no reason to get my hopes up. Ravens and Steelers are going to rape them in the division.

With Cedric Benson carrying the ball you are destined to always lose to Oklahoma....I mean destined for glory.

Every Bengals fan seems to think he is young Corey Dillon and young Rudi Johnson reborn.  :huh:
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derspiess

#719
August 26, 2009, 08:54:23 AM
Quote from: Ed Anger on August 26, 2009, 08:40:06 AM
Every Bengals fan seems to think he is young Corey Dillon and young Rudi Johnson reborn.  :huh:

That's one guy my brother doesn't talk up too much.  Not sure why.
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