Useless poll of the week aka Ed's useless halloween thread aka the baking thread

[Ed Anger]

While I do find going to adult parties tedious in the extreme (going to a workplace party full of accountants is an experience in itself), going a bit out of the way for the kids is alright.

Adult parties != workplace parties. I like the former, I avoid the latter.

I skip the former and I can't avoid the latter. Networking new paradigms, establishing lines of communication and all that. What is worse, I have two to go to. And I can't dress like Hitler to either one. Especially the accountant one, as the woman that runs it is a jew.

[Agelastus]

Marathons.  (sort of)

I must confess, calling something "Snickers" still makes me laugh. "Marathon" was a much more distinguished name.

[Admiral Yi]

My new candy bar of choice is Twix.  Of the poll options, Reese's and Kit-Kat.

[Ed Anger]

I forgot about those Hershey miniatures. :headslap:

Except those dark chocolate ones. What kind of retard kid likes dark chocolate?

[Josquius]

All of the above.
And blah at American English.

[BuddhaRhubarb]

Reese's because they'll get all squished by other candy at the bottom of the bag. Also PB & chocolate makes everyone happy.

[Ed Anger]

I picked up a bag of about everything today. And had to sneak into the house to hide it from the twins and the preggo wife.

I did toss a decoy bag of Hershey kisses in to start a diversion.

[katmai]

You're a good man Ed Angerbutt

[Admiral Yi]

The two rightiest right-wingers on Languish are race traitors.

The two most partsan Democrats can't get through a sentence without saying nigger.

And the two most mysoginistic humanity haters buy Halloween candy for the childrens.

It's a mystery.

[Habsburg]

Americans are disgusting piles of lard.

I prefer "no-neck monsters."

Just like Mae and Gooper's kids.

[Ed Anger]

The two rightiest right-wingers on Languish are race traitors.

The two most partsan Democrats can't get through a sentence without saying nigger.

And the two most mysoginistic humanity haters buy Halloween candy for the childrens.

It's a mystery.

I'm complicated.

[Darth Wagtaros]

Yes, I'm planning ahead, and I'm bored. All candy is minature sized. Money doesn't grow on trees.

I've also untangled the Christmas lights already.

Give out mini containers of floss and tooth brushes.

[jimmy olsen]

Kit Kat bars

[jimmy olsen]

I forgot about those Hershey miniatures. :headslap:

Except those dark chocolate ones. What kind of retard kid likes dark chocolate?

Are you crazy? Dark chocolate is the best.

[katmai]

The two rightiest right-wingers on Languish are race traitors.

Hans and who else?