What's the appropriate action when someone passes out while hitting on you?

Started by Faeelin, October 04, 2009, 02:58:42 PM

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Ed Anger

#45
October 04, 2009, 06:12:31 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 04, 2009, 05:10:49 PM
Quote from: Ed Anger on October 04, 2009, 03:40:57 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 04, 2009, 03:32:21 PM
Can anyone describe that whole "acid trip" and "talking down" stuff to an actuary?  What are those things?

It is like a 30 cent error hidden in Accounts Receivable.
I'm not an accountant.

You really want me to toss you in with insurance salesmen?
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

saskganesh

#46
October 04, 2009, 10:57:05 PM
in regards to bad trips, its good to have niacin around. works faster than talking about their pharmopsychosis for 10 hours.

the other useful thing one can do is to repeatedly remind the taker that the bad situation is temporary and it will indeed pass. scared people lost in the dreamtime forget that time will start moving again.
humans were created in their own image

Korea

#47
October 05, 2009, 11:28:07 AM
Quote from: Razgovory on October 04, 2009, 04:41:08 PM
If some one is hitting you and then they fall unconscious I think that means you won the fight.
:lol:
I want my mother fucking points!

Korea

#48
October 05, 2009, 11:29:30 AM
Quote from: Ideologue on October 04, 2009, 05:45:57 PM
Re: the OP--

Perpetuate myself through her ova.  Or place my nuptial gift on her face.  Whichever seems most appropriate.
<_<
I want my mother fucking points!

Malthus

#49
October 05, 2009, 11:45:54 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on October 04, 2009, 10:57:05 PM
in regards to bad trips, its good to have niacin around. works faster than talking about their pharmopsychosis for 10 hours.

Never tried that trick with niacin. I've heard a lot of things mentioned as bad trip enders, but many of 'em I assume were more or less placebos.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

#50
October 05, 2009, 12:46:58 PM
Quote from: DGuller on October 04, 2009, 03:32:21 PM
Can anyone describe that whole "acid trip" and "talking down" stuff to an actuary?  What are those things?

An acid trip is like base jumping in reverse.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

#51
October 05, 2009, 01:27:48 PM
give that person this tattoo



http://www.aftonbladet.se/nyheter/article5903376.ab

article in scandaweenie.. but you can guess, get drunk, pass out, get tattoo.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Malthus

#52
October 05, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
Disturbing. Four testicles.
The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

Viking

#53
October 05, 2009, 02:41:36 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 05, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
Disturbing. Four testicles.

Now we know where Hitler's and Himmler's went.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

dps

#54
October 05, 2009, 02:42:22 PM
Quote from: Faeelin on October 04, 2009, 02:58:42 PM
What would you have done?

It depends:

Good-looking chick:  I'm too much of a gentleman at heart to actually take advantage of her, so I'd probably just take her to her place. 

Ugly chick or a guy:  Time for pranks with Superglue!

Eddie Teach

#55
October 05, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
Gentlemen treat ugly chicks courteously as well.
To sleep, perchance to dream. But in that sleep of death, what dreams may come?

The Brain

#56
October 05, 2009, 03:06:04 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 05, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
Gentlemen treat ugly chicks courteously as well.

Objection. Irrelevant.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

saskganesh

#57
October 05, 2009, 03:29:50 PM
Quote from: Malthus on October 05, 2009, 11:45:54 AM
Quote from: saskganesh on October 04, 2009, 10:57:05 PM
in regards to bad trips, its good to have niacin around. works faster than talking about their pharmopsychosis for 10 hours.

Never tried that trick with niacin. I've heard a lot of things mentioned as bad trip enders, but many of 'em I assume were more or less placebos.

you need at least 1000 mg; takes about half an hour all told. there's some reports on erowid and MAPS confirming that it works ... sometimes.
humans were created in their own image

dps

#58
October 05, 2009, 10:23:28 PM
Quote from: Peter Wiggin on October 05, 2009, 02:44:16 PM
Gentlemen treat ugly chicks courteously as well.

Practical jokes aren't discourteous.

Faeelin

#59
October 08, 2009, 09:44:25 PM
Incidentally, here's the email that went out over the list serve for their gay group today, after I mentioned it to a friend of mine:

"Bar Crawl was Fabulous last weekend. So fabulous that some NYU students recommend that we institute a buddy system (might not, ehm.... be a bad idea). Before 11pm two 1Ls (J.B. and K.S.) had enough liquid courage to go and talk to a nice otter visiting from Colorado (not to be confused with Butch Otter of Idaho). Too bad neither went home with him—at least from what I heard. One 1L had so much by midnight that he was escorted home by a nice boy from NYU law (yes, K.S.)."

:lmfao:
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