Raz goes on a date Pre-AAR

[DGuller]

Boobs like that should be seen, not heard about.

[Caliga]

Actually, a cowrker with tits the size of the middle chick had to undergo reduction surgery due to it being disgusting and awful.

FYP

You're dead to me, son.

[Valmy]

Then you weren't in the "friend zone" while you had sex with her. Duh.

I guess that's true.  If Raz gets that far it will be a glorious thing indeed.

[Caliga]

Hehe I have actually have sex a few times and then gotten friend zoned so you clearly have no idea what you are talking about.

Princesca tried to friend zone me after I banged her the first time and I was all "OH NO YOU DON'T GIRL" and then she was all "YES MASSA". 

[Ideologue]

I'd fuck the big-titted chick in the middle.

[Caliga]

I'd fuck the big-titted chick in the middle.

For your insane vegan comments you are: forgiven.

[Eddie Teach]

I guess that's true.  If Raz gets that far it will be a glorious thing indeed.

Would that make Jaron the only virgin left on Languish?

[DisturbedPervert]

I'd say middle chick's tits are merely unattractive, not quite disgusting.

That's because she has horrible implants.  It looks like she probably started out as an A cup and stuffed a pair of watermelons in there.

[C.C.R.]

Princesca tried to friend zone me after I banged her the first time and I was all "OH NO YOU DON'T GIRL" and then she was all "YES MASSA". 

Speaking of Princesca, my "records" are conspicuously missing a pictoral specimen of her goodies.  What would be the most convenient way for us to mutually rectify this deficiency?

[Ideologue]

I'd fuck the big-titted chick in the middle.

For your insane vegan comments you are: forgiven.

I don't think it'd be fun to hear her complain about her back for years on end, and in general skinny chicks you'd consider practically titless are my raison d'être, but I'd like to mix it up every now and again.

[Caliga]

Speaking of Princesca, my "records" are conspicuously missing a pictoral specimen of her goodies.  What would be the most convenient way for us to mutually rectify this deficiency?

She has never been especially cooperative in this whole picture-taking department. 

[C.C.R.]

Speaking of Princesca, my "records" are conspicuously missing a pictoral specimen of her goodies.  What would be the most convenient way for us to mutually rectify this deficiency?

She has never been especially cooperative in this whole picture-taking department. 

[Caliga]

Hm, wait a sec... I thought I sent you a pic of her tramp stamp way back when? 

[C.C.R.]

Hm, wait a sec... I thought I sent you a pic of her tramp stamp way back when? 

Yes -- I still have that on file.  However, all you see in the pic is the tattoo itself.  There are no goodies visible (covered or otherwise)...

[Valmy]

Princesca tried to friend zone me after I banged her the first time and I was all "OH NO YOU DON'T GIRL" and then she was all "YES MASSA". 

You can only get away with saying that since she doesn't read this site anymore.