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Started by Viking, September 12, 2009, 04:29:39 AM

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sbr

I would have hit it if I was drunk and on vacation.

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Syt

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

sbr

Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
I'd still hit her.

Why? She doesn't seem that annoying, outside of the kid.


Syt

Quote from: sbr on September 13, 2009, 12:54:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
I'd still hit her.

Why? She doesn't seem that annoying, outside of the kid.

Let me explain in terms that even Brain would understand:
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

sbr

I understand "I'd hit it"

Why would you want to hit her though? She seems nice enough, and puts out too.

Ed Anger

Quote from: sbr on September 13, 2009, 02:11:26 AM
I understand "I'd hit it"

Why would you want to hit her though? She seems nice enough, and puts out too.

I'd punch her, just for being Danish. If she really is.

Every Dane deserves a good beating.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Brain

Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 01:25:05 AM
Quote from: sbr on September 13, 2009, 12:54:30 AM
Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 12:18:04 AM
I'd still hit her.

Why? She doesn't seem that annoying, outside of the kid.

Let me explain in terms that even Brain would understand:


Wellington fetish? You must have me confused with someone else.
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Viking

First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

saskganesh

motive? just a prank to trap the credulous?
humans were created in their own image

Syt

Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 07:36:58 AM
aw shucks.. it's a bluff...

http://www.bt.dk/danmark/dansk-youtube-mor-hedder-ditte

Is bt.dk affiliated in some way with German tabloid rag BILD? The style of online presence is eerily similar.

http://www.bt.dk/
vs.
http://www.bild.de/
I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.

Viking

Quote from: saskganesh on September 13, 2009, 07:43:06 AM
motive? just a prank to trap the credulous?

not sure yet.. when the original first came out there were suggestions that this was a condom commercial.. nothing definitive.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Viking

Quote from: Syt on September 13, 2009, 08:01:38 AM
Quote from: Viking on September 13, 2009, 07:36:58 AM
aw shucks.. it's a bluff...

http://www.bt.dk/danmark/dansk-youtube-mor-hedder-ditte

Is bt.dk affiliated in some way with German tabloid rag BILD? The style of online presence is eerily similar.

http://www.bt.dk/
vs.
http://www.bild.de/

No, BT is owned by norwegian industrial, media and consumer goods group Orkla (my local multinational, they own Carlsberg as well)

Bild is owned by the german Springer Presse (how do you say Rupert Murdoch in German?) and to the best of my knowledge has nothing to do with Orkla.
First Maxim - "There are only two amounts, too few and enough."
First Corollary - "You cannot have too many soldiers, only too few supplies."
Second Maxim - "Be willing to exchange a bad idea for a good one."
Second Corollary - "You can only be wrong or agree with me."

A terrorist which starts a slaughter quoting Locke, Burke and Mill has completely missed the point.
The fact remains that the only person or group to applaud the Norway massacre are random Islamists.

Syt

Image Googling for Ditte Jørgensen nets a handful results, like this one:

http://www.eufagligt.dk/artikel/faelles_indsats_overfor_udenlandske_arbejdere/
"Fælles indsats overfor udenlandske arbejdere" (Full effort for foreign workers?)

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.
—Stephen Jay Gould

Proud owner of 42 Zoupa Points.