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Started by Ed Anger, August 04, 2009, 09:52:29 AM

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garbon

#720
March 11, 2014, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2014, 03:44:14 PM
He is short.  Explains everything.

If that was all that explained it - we'd have many, many, many more of these incidents (once one takes into account what you likely consider short). :P
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crazy canuck

#721
March 11, 2014, 04:26:39 PM
Quote from: garbon on March 11, 2014, 03:48:07 PM
Quote from: crazy canuck on March 11, 2014, 03:44:14 PM
He is short.  Explains everything.

If that was all that explained it - we'd have many, many, many more of these incidents (once one takes into account what you likely consider short). :P

Naw, this guy was really short.  Look at his photo when he was being escorted by the cops.  He is the height of the 14 year olds he was abusing.  Besides, what else could explain the need to dress up like that?

Ed Anger

#722
March 11, 2014, 05:56:13 PM
He is 5' 1". The 14 year old chick that ran off with him is 5' 2"

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Capetan Mihali

#723
March 11, 2014, 06:17:01 PM
He lived more in three days than most of us will in three lifetimes. :sleep:
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Ed Anger

#724
March 11, 2014, 06:18:35 PM
Problem was, it was Springfield pussy. You don't fuck native Springfield pussy. YOU JUST DON'T.
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Caliga

#725
March 11, 2014, 07:32:43 PM
I wish this guy wasn't committing statutory rape.  Otherwise I would think he was awesome. :cool:
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Maximus

#726
March 12, 2014, 07:50:54 AM
We don't really have any evidence that he is.

derspiess

#727
March 12, 2014, 08:44:03 AM
Quote from: Maximus on March 12, 2014, 07:50:54 AM
We don't really have any evidence that he is.

Not sure what hard evidence you need, but the article seems to indicate that he was.
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Caliga

#728
March 12, 2014, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: Maximus on March 12, 2014, 07:50:54 AM
We don't really have any evidence that he is.
He dresses up in some weird ass costume, eats raw deer meat, and gets apparently hot (though sadly underage) chicks to worship him.  If that's not awesome, I don't know what awesome is.
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crazy canuck

#729
March 12, 2014, 03:00:05 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2014, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: Maximus on March 12, 2014, 07:50:54 AM
We don't really have any evidence that he is.
He dresses up in some weird ass costume, eats raw deer meat, and gets apparently hot (though sadly underage) chicks to worship him.  If that's not awesome, I don't know what awesome is.

How about having a life where one does not feel the need to pretend one is a comic book character and abuse minors who are taller.

Or it could simply be summed up as not being short.

The Brain

#730
March 12, 2014, 03:34:28 PM
Why do people choose the short lifestyle? Seems retarded.
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Ed Anger

#731
March 12, 2014, 04:21:46 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2014, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: Maximus on March 12, 2014, 07:50:54 AM
We don't really have any evidence that he is.
He dresses up in some weird ass costume, eats raw deer meat, and gets apparently hot (though sadly underage) chicks to worship him.  If that's not awesome, I don't know what awesome is.

Hot? U blind bro.
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Maximus

#733
March 12, 2014, 04:50:17 PM
Quote from: derspiess on March 12, 2014, 08:44:03 AM
Not sure what hard evidence you need, but the article seems to indicate that he was.
Sure, but articles are often written by journalists.

Maximus

#734
March 12, 2014, 04:52:05 PM
Quote from: Caliga on March 12, 2014, 01:53:14 PM
Quote from: Maximus on March 12, 2014, 07:50:54 AM
We don't really have any evidence that he is.
He dresses up in some weird ass costume, eats raw deer meat, and gets apparently hot (though sadly underage) chicks to worship him.  If that's not awesome, I don't know what awesome is.
Well there are plenty of things that are awesome that are not this, but I meant evidence that he was committing statutory rape.
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