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Lottery, again - 100 million euros

Started by Pedrito, July 21, 2009, 04:40:59 AM

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jimmy olsen

Quote from: garbon on July 21, 2009, 05:41:44 PM
Dear Isis,

Get it done, girl.

Thanks,
  A Devoted Worshiper
Shouldn't you be praying to that Hindu goddess you've used as an avatar in the past. (It is Hindu, right?)
It is far better for the truth to tear my flesh to pieces, then for my soul to wander through darkness in eternal damnation.

Jet: So what kind of woman is she? What's Julia like?
Faye: Ordinary. The kind of beautiful, dangerous ordinary that you just can't leave alone.
Jet: I see.
Faye: Like an angel from the underworld. Or a devil from Paradise.
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1 Karma Chameleon point

Malthus

Quote from: Pedrito on July 21, 2009, 07:22:23 AM
Quote from: The Larch on July 21, 2009, 05:23:00 AM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 21, 2009, 04:40:59 AM
Now, you pray your favourite Supernatural Entity that I win, so I can throw the most debauched, lavish Languish Meeting Party you will ever attend.

Villa Certosa style?  :P

I may call Mr. Berlusconi to have his escorts' phone numbers  :D

And no, it's not the european lottery, it's a game called SuperEnalotto: you choose six or more numbers from a pool of 90 (and pay 0,50 € per combination of six numbers, so playing 7 numbers will net you 7 combinations and you have to pay €3,50); if the extracted numbers match yours you win the jackpot. The probabilities are so low that it's easier to be hit by an asteroid than to win the game: it's 1:620.000.000 combinations.

NO ONE IS PRAYING HERE!  :mad:

L.

Dear Chthonic Gods,

Should you find time, among the gloom of Hades, to see fit to grace your servant Pedrito with winning this lottery, we the inhabitants of this dismal netherworld known appropriately enough as Languish pledge a holocaust within the Languish megaron consisting of the perfect trifecta of sacrificial victims: Jaron, Timmay and Slargos. May their dying agony sustain you.

We also pledge to hold in your honour a bacchanal the likes of which this world has never seen, should you grant this favour.

Yours truly,

Malthus (per the Languish Community)

The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane—Marcus Aurelius

The Brain

Dear Mrs., Mr., Miss or Mr. and Mrs. God. Words cannot describe my deep personal interest in the health, spiritual wellbeing, love life or lottery winnings of my relative, friend, fuckbuddy or pet.

Sincerely etc
The Brain
Women want me. Men want to be with me.

Monoriu

Dear Hod,

I wish Pedrito wins the lottery.  Of course, my wish to win it should be given priority.  But I wouldn't mind if he wins his too. 

Regards,
Mono

Pedrito

Did not win, but no one else did, too :yeah:
On thursday the next extraction will put up 105 million euros.

Although the offer of Jaron, Tim and Slargos was appreciated, it wasn't enough. Given the increase of the jackpot, I suggest adding some of Ed Anger's sockpuppets to the table.

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

garbon

"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Pedrito

Quote from: garbon on July 22, 2009, 11:58:24 AM
I'm out of prayers for you.

Your effort was appreciated nonetheless  :)

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

Ed Anger

Quote from: Pedrito on July 22, 2009, 11:42:27 AM
Did not win, but no one else did, too :yeah:
On thursday the next extraction will put up 105 million euros.

Although the offer of Jaron, Tim and Slargos was appreciated, it wasn't enough. Given the increase of the jackpot, I suggest adding some of Ed Anger's sockpuppets to the table.

L.

The Great Santini supports you.
Stay Alive...Let the Man Drive

The Great Santini

Quote from: Ed Anger on July 22, 2009, 04:11:38 PM
Quote from: Pedrito on July 22, 2009, 11:42:27 AM
Did not win, but no one else did, too :yeah:
On thursday the next extraction will put up 105 million euros.

Although the offer of Jaron, Tim and Slargos was appreciated, it wasn't enough. Given the increase of the jackpot, I suggest adding some of Ed Anger's sockpuppets to the table.

L.

The Great Santini supports you.

Don't speak for me.  :mad:

garbon

Ed, we already have Sav-Charliebear covering the ventriloquist act. Thank you for your efforts though.
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

Alcibiades

Ill throw a prayer for ya, just buy me a drink or a few nights of my trip over there next year.  :P
Wait...  What would you know about masculinity, you fucking faggot?  - Overly Autistic Neil


OTOH, if you think that a Jew actually IS poisoning the wells you should call the cops. IMHO.   - The Brain

citizen k

Quote from: Alcibiades on July 22, 2009, 10:09:17 PM
Ill throw a prayer for ya, just buy me a drink or a few nights of my trip over there next year.  :P
Italy doesn't need another homicidal American college student.  ;)


Pedrito

Quote from: Alcibiades on July 22, 2009, 10:09:17 PM
Ill throw a prayer for ya, just buy me a drink or a few nights of my trip over there next year.  :P
If we'll meet, I'll cover your alcohol needs for a couple of nights even if I don't win the lottery  ;)

L.
b / h = h / b+h


27 Zoupa Points, redeemable at the nearest liquor store! :woot:

garbon

Quote from: Pedrito on July 23, 2009, 01:53:27 AM
If we'll meet, I'll cover your alcohol needs for a couple of nights even if I don't win the lottery  ;)

L.

Now just picture Grallon saying this. :pinchL
"I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off."
I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim.

sbr

Quote from: Barrister on July 21, 2009, 11:50:14 AM
Dear Jesus,

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p.s. Nice work on the Rocky Mountains and Megan Fox

:lol:

Nice one.