Lottery, again - 100 million euros

[DontSayBanana]

Trying to get reality shifted retroactively, just in case.

Deer Lode,

Our voices are lifted up in venison; we praise you for your guidance in prevailing over the slugs and shots that are thrown to us, and we beseech you: dispense some of your gamey goodness to Brother Pedrito in his financial endeavors, that he may relish the taste of victory and be declared a 16-pointer among men.

Looking to help a friend score a buck,
DSB.

[Pedrito]

Nice try guys, but no result till now   
But at least your prayers prevented other people from stealing my prize 

On the other hand, my opinion about prayers is shifting towards the hypothesis of a lack of direct connections between the prayer for a result and the obtaining of said result. Shocking and disturbing, I must say.

Or maybe I need my prayer force to be upgraded with Rosaries +1 and Holy Hand Ceremonial Candles of Antioch.

L.

[Ed Anger]

I tell you people something:

I win the lottery, you won't see my skinny ass ever again. I'll be with my new friends in palm beach.

(Yes, I stole the joke from Ron White)

[Malthus]

If we'll meet, I'll cover your alcohol needs for a couple of nights even if I don't win the lottery 

L.

Now just picture Grallon saying this. :pinchL

Except he mis-spelled "chloroform".

[Malthus]

Nice try guys, but no result till now   
But at least your prayers prevented other people from stealing my prize 

On the other hand, my opinion about prayers is shifting towards the hypothesis of a lack of direct connections between the prayer for a result and the obtaining of said result. Shocking and disturbing, I must say.

Or maybe I need my prayer force to be upgraded with Rosaries +1 and Holy Hand Ceremonial Candles of Antioch.

L.

Maybe I should not have offered Slargos to the infernal gods.

There is only so much an infernal god can take. 

[Pedrito]

Jackpot up to 119 million euros, I was lured again 



A first draft list of what I will buy with my newly acquired wealth:

- a new car or two. Possibly with 400+ horses under the hood.
- a house in the Maldives. Or maybe the Maldives, complete with coral reef.
- Gisele Bundchen
- iTunes

L.

[Malthus]

Jackpot up to 119 million euros, I was lured again 



A first draft list of what I will buy with my newly acquired wealth:

- a new car or two. Possibly with 400+ horses under the hood.
- a house in the Maldives. Or maybe the Maldives, complete with coral reef.
- Gisele Bundchen
- iTunes

L.

I don't see any "free holidays for Languishistas" on that list. 

[Pedrito]

Do you want a chunk of Tuscany? here, you can have it!

L.

[Ed Anger]

Jackpot up to 119 million euros, I was lured again 



A first draft list of what I will buy with my newly acquired wealth:

- Gisele Bundchen


L.

Sorry, she likes douchebags (Tom Brady), and since you ain't a douchebag, you don't have a shot.

I hear Jolie is available again.

[Savonarola]

Do you want a chunk of Tuscany? here, you can have it!

L.

Thanks, I have some bold new ideas for governing and improving public morality in Florence.   

[Slargos]

For €119 million, I could put out a lot of contracts on members who may or may not have posted in this very thread. 

[Martinus]

I had a crazy math teacher in high school who, when examining someone on the probability calculus, would ask people if they play lottery, and fail them if they said yes. Those were the days. 

[Martinus]

Dear Dionysios,

I'd like to have more wine and wild orgies, please. If this goal can be furthered by pedrito winning the lottery, then so be it.

Yours,

m.

[Malthus]

For €119 million, I could put out a lot of contracts on members who may or may not have posted in this very thread. 

But in order to win, we will, regretibly, be required to sacrifice you in various agonizingly painful ways to the infernal gods. Oh, the paradox of it all!

[Pedrito]

Sorry, she likes douchebags (Tom Brady), and since you ain't a douchebag, you don't have a shot.

With 120 millions in my pockets I can become a perfect douche! 

L.